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  • eukanuba98 6 days ago

    well saint Nicholas also has nothing to do with santa

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  • eukanuba98 09/26/2019

    thank god :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/04/2019

    everyone needs to read the second last sentence!

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  • eukanuba98 08/28/2019

    i need a name

    you know ...

    for a school project

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  • eukanuba98 08/08/2019

    schaden tuts keinem

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  • eukanuba98 07/26/2019

    unter anderem :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/25/2019

    es gibt schlimmeres

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  • eukanuba98 07/04/2019

    probably not your Intention but you literaly just described what freedom is

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2019

    yeah she´s going straight to hell IF she did not take her shirt of afterwards

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2019

    Naja DIESES Beispiel ist eigentlich vollkommen nachvollziehbar

    ich mein manche Vorlieben sind doch einfach nur krank *hust* butteristen

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  • eukanuba98 05/25/2019

    well i wouldn´t call that wicked

    imagine like you buy a painting in a shop for let´s say (don´t know whats realistic for such stuff) 50 bucks, at home you wanna check who the painter was and find out you have an "original" (as it seems to you) painting of adi himself which could be worth a fortune (again if it would be real)

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2019

    i can assure you this also goes for other things

    you don´t always have to activly do something with that sort of stuff just having it with you gives you that special feeling (i for example to active reenactment but also love just laying in bed reading with my k98 next to me)

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  • eukanuba98 03/26/2019

    I have seen that Text on Pornhub once

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  • eukanuba98 02/23/2019

    greek one definitely means that :,D

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  • eukanuba98 02/23/2019

    you know that moment when you just unwittingly stop for a moment and ask yourself "what exactly went wrong in my live that i am now in this situation"

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2019

    And how you look never forget about that :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/24/2019

    well because that guy absolutly know what he is doing (using the pommel/guard) as a mace to penetrate the armor)

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2019
    about What?

    Actually as i was in London only once i don't know that well either, but that one time i saw quite a few policemen with G36 or mp's (don't know which model exactly)

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  • eukanuba98 01/20/2019
    about What?

    I ain't disappointed

    I just wondered what's so amazing about that :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/20/2019
    about What?

    and?

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2019

    darum gehts ja eben

    ein dc charakter den marvel nie so nachmachen kann

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  • eukanuba98 01/02/2019

    So am i supposed to say people who nigg?

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  • eukanuba98 12/30/2018

    könnts sein dass ich hier nen landskameraden gefunden habe? :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2018
    about Good job

    Sad thing is in half a year they will be full with many the same animals :/

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2018

    there are better options than that stuff to prevent such incidents (security cams etc. or even actual securities if it´s some sort of dangerous area)

    and yeah i know that this stuff happens a good friend of mine once almost got raped (or mugged not clear what the guy had in mind because he couldn´t do it) and she dealt with him way better than 20 years later posting #metoo on facebook :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2018

    i only know that system for elderly people or disabled (which seems quite fair)

    sometimes for pregnant ones or women with small children too (ok get that one too)

    but seriously "restricted zone"? that shit ain´t normal anymore

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  • eukanuba98 12/28/2018

    what?

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  • eukanuba98 12/28/2018

    hey that´s fine in my books

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  • eukanuba98 12/09/2018

    yeah i know that feeling :D sitting in a relativly small room with exactly nothing to do (not allowed to use phone or watch tv etc.) and hoping the MP won´t show up

    and that with an 24 hours shift

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  • eukanuba98 12/09/2018

    i know that from guard duty "only one hour then it´s only six hours left that there is only one hour till it´s the last hour before i can go to sleep"

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  • eukanuba98 12/09/2018

    little change h the guy could be punished if he touched her hand but not if he touched her ass :D

    why? because if she complained about him touching her ass he simply went to far, but if she complained about him touching her hand she REALLY did not want to have anything to do with him

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  • eukanuba98 12/01/2018

    I can totally agree with that and that's the problem because most people will say these things but only as long as it goes with their views. If you would make this list a little longer i bet there will be people saying that this is the wrong way to look at this subjekt

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2018
    about China

    I am not sure what exactly you want to make clear with that post

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  • eukanuba98 11/25/2018

    Spec ops: the line

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  • eukanuba98 11/25/2018
    about Cat

    After that post i expected something much worse

    I mean it ain't THAT bad

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  • eukanuba98 11/04/2018

    so nobody gonna comment on "fimally"?

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  • eukanuba98 11/03/2018

    1. the perfect date would be different for everyone 2. If you need that fancy shit to have the perfect date you probably don't have the right partner

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  • eukanuba98 10/24/2018

    Erinnert mich an eine Aussage mir gegenüber "warum schaust du mir andauernd in die Augen?" "Wieso nicht?" "Ich mein ich hab brüste. Das ist für die meisten intressanter"

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  • eukanuba98 10/12/2018

    So tell me again how every gun owner is a murdering criminal

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  • eukanuba98 10/11/2018

    Reminds me of that scene from road to el dorado "both?" "both?" "both!"

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  • eukanuba98 09/25/2018

    europe for the win :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/21/2018

    Which according to this gif works perfectly fine without any incidents

    I mean i get what you mean, but there are definitely better gifs for that message

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  • eukanuba98 09/21/2018

    So everything works together in total harmony exactly like it should?

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  • eukanuba98 09/17/2018

    yeah that text is pretty deep

    personaly i can say that i´m pretty good with my demons for the most part sure sometimes shit just goes south, but after all it could be far worse

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  • eukanuba98 09/17/2018

    Reminds me of the quote "i stopped fighting my demons we are on the same side now"

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  • eukanuba98 09/16/2018

    yeah hiking :D it ain´t that much fun anymore if it gets over 25km a day, but it´s still not that bad

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  • eukanuba98 08/31/2018

    Nur so zur Info dass ist kein echtes

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  • eukanuba98 08/30/2018

    Vollkommen nachvollziehbar

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  • eukanuba98 08/27/2018

    It's no the gun it's who gets it

    Thats all no gun is dangerous only the one behind it and that person is responsible for every single shot fired

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  • eukanuba98 08/24/2018

    it´s best to say "watch out" or "hold still" shortly before hitting him to make it more realistic

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  • eukanuba98 08/19/2018
    about Bad meme

    about 13 hitlers

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  • eukanuba98 08/18/2018

    *cough* Aggregat 4 *cough*

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  • eukanuba98 08/13/2018

    ok my fault just found out that apparantly there is an english version too

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2018

    this is not the lyrics just saying :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2018

    ok i gotta remember that

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  • eukanuba98 08/08/2018

    wenn hätte man vermutlich die wahl zwischen grundwehrdienst (also bundeswehr) oder zivildienst (also irgendwas in krankenhäuser o.ä.)

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  • eukanuba98 08/05/2018

    Schaden tuts keinem und ich spreche aus Erfahrung

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2018

    1.) repost

    2.) this probably is because instead of saying zero some people call it O because it looks like 0

    3.) in other languages it is actually called type zero (like in german for example)

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2018

    apparantly i can be nice too when sleeptalking:

    on the last evening of basic training a few comrades and i were celebrating that we made it through the course positively. due to a pretty tiring test week most went to bed early until only a girl i have a huge crush on and i were left in the cafeteria. later we sat together on the stairs in front of the sleeping rooms where we exchanged our farewell gifts (we probably wont meet again until we are both CO`s) and chatting until a drill sergeant told us to go to bed.

    problem was some genius from my squad locked our sleeping room from the inside meaning i couldn´t get in so she told me, since she was the only one from her room who was still in the barracks, to sleep there. after having some fun there (no not what you might think ;) ) we actually went to bed and the next morning she just randomly hugged me and told me at about 3am i said to her "hey faith (her nickname) wake up. thanks and i love you"

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  • eukanuba98 07/29/2018

    riae suicide

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  • eukanuba98 07/27/2018

    Right

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  • eukanuba98 07/26/2018

    Very fitting post for your Username :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/26/2018

    Ich weiß was passiert

    nämlich nix solang man den Bügel noch festhält

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  • eukanuba98 07/25/2018
    about Savage..

    I always hear about such things and wonder "shit where were such teachers as i was still in school"

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  • eukanuba98 07/22/2018

    Well so basically you cant do shit to help them since you probably dont know unless assuming everybody is depressed and wants to kill himself

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  • eukanuba98 07/20/2018

    Well the worst part would be loosing the phone numbers also you would notice pretty quick since WhatsApp would simply change the profile pic

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  • eukanuba98 07/16/2018

    Thanks :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/15/2018

    Dafaq?

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  • eukanuba98 07/13/2018
    about Wisdom.

    Philosophy is wondering if Ketchup is a Smoothie

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2018

    just played that game with a friend in mp (steam summer sale has aoe 2 hd edition right now)

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2018

    the point is i am actually sleeping pretty well and in the morning i don´t remember shit so i am fine :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2018

    new information nearly a year later some of my comrades told me that i too sometimes talk in my sleep (mostly during field exercises)

    so far they told me a few things like:

    *starring at the tend entrance while embracing my rifle and whispering* "they are comming, we should get ready"

    *sitting straight up in bed and screaming* "GET AWAY FROM HER!"

    *punching around me* "shit it got me, that fooking thing got me"

    *nearly crying while looking at the oven* "i can hear them canter*

    appearantly i already was the reason some of them couldn´t sleep the nights i did these things

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2018

    der post ist von ca. ein jahr vor seinem tod

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  • eukanuba98 06/04/2018

    Yeah true training it is easy but doing it in real live of course is totally different so the point is to train so long until the reaction is pretty much automatic

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  • eukanuba98 06/04/2018

    Yeah people can get hurt if stupid people get guns

    it is not the gun which is dangerous but the man behind it

    and thanks for calling me idiot without knowing me but hey here is someone who learned latin too so no looking up here

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2018

    then tell me how is my opinion plain wrong and endangering others ?

    and btw. looking up words in google doesn´t help with seeming intelligent

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2018

    yeah because uno is totally down there to kill civilians and take over oilfields right?

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2018

    UNO peace keeping force

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2018

    I have never claimed to be a good guy and talking about ignorant i would recommend looking in a mirror

    But hey if attacking people over their opinion on the internet sure as hell is a sign of maturity and intelligence so who am i talking too

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2018

    because most of them arent actually depressed but a punch of mollycoddles

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2018

    believe me it is not that hard

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  • eukanuba98 05/30/2018

    jurassic park

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  • eukanuba98 05/27/2018

    glaub mir waffen sind einfacher als dvd player

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  • eukanuba98 05/25/2018

    oh yeah and none is like the other

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  • eukanuba98 05/25/2018

    Reminds me of how i would sometimes talk hours long with my gf about the stories behind our scars (and yeah there are quite enough of them to talk for hours)

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  • eukanuba98 05/21/2018

    this is at the same time impressive, really creepy and kinda hot

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  • eukanuba98 05/09/2018

    90% ist glaub ich zu viel eher

    richtung 70-80% wäre meine schätzung

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  • eukanuba98 04/29/2018

    schreibt man das nicht noch mit h?

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2018

    My father had that written on his helmet while he was in syria "fighting for peace, like fucking for virginity"

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2018

    yeah but guess what hurts more

    and btw. thats a repost

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  • eukanuba98 04/08/2018

    from the tags and the look of it i would say (operation:) 12 strong

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  • eukanuba98 04/07/2018

    actually the panzerung makes it a panzer in WWI the first tanks were not really weapons but more like armored troop transporting vehicles (with light weapons though)

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  • eukanuba98 03/25/2018

    ja war orginal ein buch und es ist auch wirklich extrem empfehlenswert da die eigentliche message viel besser rüberkommt beziehungsweise der plottwist einfach noch besser beschrieben wird und game of thrones hab ich zwar schon aber leide rnocht nicht gelesen

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  • eukanuba98 03/24/2018

    Die Liste könnte man ewig weiterführen (Fight Club, Der dunkle Turm, Die Kapuzinergruft, Faust, etc. etc. etc.)

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  • eukanuba98 03/11/2018

    weniger vernarbt auf jeden fall :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/11/2018

    dieses prinzip gilt nicht nur für lehrer das weiß ich aus erster hand :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/03/2018

    hab mich gewundert wieso wir keine bösen haßkommentare bekommen, hab grade gemerkt strippenzieher gibts nicht mehr

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  • eukanuba98 03/02/2018

    ja der böseste überhaupt

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  • eukanuba98 03/02/2018

    nein das wäre genauso rassistisch denn dann würde man den türken ihre identität wegnehmen, das darf man auch nicht, aber sie rausstreichen ist auch schlimm weil es ein klischee ist und iwr haben ja letztens gelernt dass alles was maddi sagt nur dazu dient die macht auf 1jux an sich zu reißen

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  • eukanuba98 03/02/2018

    tststs maddi gegen shisharaucher darf man nix sagen das ist rassistisch. und erkan sowieso also wirklich stell dich in die ecke und schäm dich für das was du getan hast

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  • eukanuba98 03/01/2018
    about Gun Ban

    that´s exactly the point

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  • eukanuba98 02/27/2018

    there is no one on the bench (or an invisible man) and john cenas catchphrase/signature move is called "you can´t see me"

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  • eukanuba98 02/25/2018

    popcorn reicht hier nicht mehr da brauchts wodka :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/25/2018

    how about teach my kid how to proberly use sticks (wow that sounds weird with that comparison) and only to hit people with sticks who deserve it? (except for the fact that this comparison really doesn´t match the situation he is actually talking about)

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  • eukanuba98 02/22/2018

    If he changes the law to how he descriped it in that post (if it is real, don´t know that though) it could be the first time that I am totally on his side

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  • eukanuba98 02/19/2018

    after doing some research i can tell you the video isn´t even good

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  • eukanuba98 02/18/2018

    hmm komisch woran erinnert mich nur dieses vollkommen absurde konzept dinge für etwas verantwortlich zu machen das menschen mit ihnen anstellen?

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  • eukanuba98 02/14/2018

    well you have a reason to have a broke leg just as you (probably) have some reason to be sad

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  • eukanuba98 02/13/2018

    I really never thaught that other people do THAT weird thing too

    I wonder if I ever got time freeze fucked

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  • eukanuba98 02/11/2018

    would be even better with a tiger or a panther

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  • eukanuba98 02/08/2018

    wortspiel: Zucker (süßigkeit) für Zucker (von epileptischen Zuckungen)

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  • eukanuba98 02/07/2018

    well i guess it also comes down to a lot of other factors like assent etc. for example you generally don´t really like it to be seen in your underwear (or less) by someone who might be attracted to you but you in no way to him (or her for that matter)

    on the other hand if someone who more or less applies to your individual dating rules it isn´t that bad

    something that backs that up happened to me two days ago: i was just getting out of the shower with just a towel and another guy was changing as the door opened a little as one of the female coaches asked if she can come in because she wanted to hang up some kind of advertising for a new project. me and the other guy looked at each other, he shrugged and i said "well, we won´t be the ones worried"

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  • eukanuba98 02/05/2018

    this would be a pretty bad idea since the roles on the chair won´t really work in sand (besides the fact that you would have sand all over your entire floor)

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  • eukanuba98 02/03/2018

    oh i don´t care if you are gay or whatever as long as you don´t rub it in my face

    same goes for religious or political views

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  • eukanuba98 02/03/2018

    funny how hitler had to force them to wear pink triangles and nowadays they just freely run around with rainbowflag etc. to make it even easier to identify them

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  • eukanuba98 01/31/2018

    husain bolt did around 43,5 km/h on 100 meter

    i highly doubt it would be possible to keep that speed for much longer than that distance besides that fact that the world record for 5000 meter was in fact about 12,5 min which would be about 24 km/h

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2018

    wirklich traumatisiert ist man erst wenn man einenthalb monate altes irish stew in einem zugemachten topf findet den man beim putzen aufmacht

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  • eukanuba98 01/26/2018

    Also the brows or forehead are a greta attacking point because with blood running into your eyes you can´t really see

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2018

    well considering self defense first: in my country the law is on your side (at least if you know what to say) second: I would rather go to jail then being raped i guess

    and that post explicit says to be rude telling someone to go away (or at least not talk to me don´t has to be rude but it all depends on how you say it)

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2018

    and an advice that friend of mine had (who once got assaulted and endet up in court for grievous bodily harm because she dealt with that guy in a way more efficient way than 20 years later posting a #metoo on facebook), was to actually learn how to defend yourself proberly and not that mollycoddle way of "self defense" they teach at seome school (at least in mine they did that) or many courses because that way you can make sure that guy won´t try it again on another victim

    (she recommented talking to police/military or security companies to learn that)

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2018

    ok to Milutin: I have never said anything against saying no to a convo when not liking someone or whatever that is perfectly reasonable. I also would never push a girl into talking to me no matter where if she is not interested fine. the only thing i have a problem with is that "all men are rapists so I will be as rude as possible" attitude the moment when you realise someone is up to no good thats when you can start being a bit more unfriendly but if someone just initiates a convo you should still keep polite

    and now to epiphany: well ok i don´t know where you live so can´t really judge where I would walk my dogs but ok and also my dog is even more skeptical than me when it comes to strangers for she had some pretty tough first few years before she came to me so yeah no problem here

    ok well she could/should have known better since she has experienced that "over and over and OVER" but that doesn´t make her the one to blame

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2018

    ok maybe not somewhere in nowhere but you usually don´t walk your dog in public place but more like somewhere like a small forest or at least a bit more natural area. and even if it was a public place close to or after sunset you should always watch out for what is going on around you.

    if the guy simply ignores what you say and starts asking question it still should be the moment where you realise something isn´t quite right. at the latest when he follows you for about 200 meter.

    and i by no means blamed her

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2018

    if a slightly overweight guy (1,80m and around 100 kilo) starts talking to you somewhere in nowhere around sunset and then starts asking personal questions you should know that you have to watch out and and of course there are certain types of guys you should watch out

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  • eukanuba98 01/25/2018

    a pretty good example (because it actually affects women in a way) i stumbled across yesterday also is: rightwing politicans are absolutly right wanting to let no refugess in their land because a "few" don´t adjust to our social and legal system *cough* new year 2015 *cough*

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  • eukanuba98 01/24/2018

    doch es ist 15

    5+1x10

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  • eukanuba98 01/24/2018

    I don´t know how many times I had discussions on this page regarding this topic but here we go again:

    I also talk about that with a female friend of mine pretty often because I wonder if the situation really is that bad and she told me no it is not, you just have to know for which type of guys you should watch out and if they cross a line don´t be shy to actually do something against it

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2018

    Rammstein Haifisch

    racists for trump

    harley poe satan, sex and no regrets

    also sprach zarathustra wiener philharmonika

    how to deal with cyber bullying rusty cage

    zarah leander davon geht die welt nicht unter

    ok ja damit könntest du recht haben :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2018

    it only goes down to 7 lives right?

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  • eukanuba98 01/21/2018

    pferd=10

    hufeisen=2

    Stiefel=1

    10x2+1=21

    Beim zweiten und dritten ebspiel sind jeweils zwei hufeisen bzw. stiefel zusehen (wir im post erklärt)

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  • eukanuba98 01/20/2018

    well my story was more about the post not the title

    and well that post pretty much indicates that all men are "misogynistic and predatory" and "gross to women"

    also yes I read the title which makes wonder why you post it anyway

    and btw. sry if it soundet a bit harsh but it was more meant as a ironic and odd story for I don´t really take this whole "all mean are assholes" thing serious anymore

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  • eukanuba98 01/20/2018

    funny story about that: a while ago i was in a relationship with the sister of my best friend and i thought he knew that and quite a while after we cam together I was out with him in a bar and his sister with her boyfriend whom she appaerantly dated since two weeks at this point (we were together for two months or something) came along where we sat long story short: she blushed like a tomato, I smiled at her and quietly explained "you are a fooking cunt", her boyfriend got a bloody nose cause I called her that an decidet to start a fight and with a knee on his throath I explained to him what was going on. meanwhile my buddy sat there quietly watching and then turned to his sister (who lived at his place at this time) and said: "you are moving out next week ya know that?" turns out this is the fifth time something like that happened

    but yeah all men are totally assholes

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  • eukanuba98 01/19/2018

    kein problem

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  • eukanuba98 01/19/2018

    to the 9th my shool had a pretty short ban on skirts (you know not "appropriate" and you might hide a cheatsheet under it) and so about a week later (after everyone got one) every single guy of the shool came to shool with kilts

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  • eukanuba98 01/19/2018

    vll bisschen spät für die antwort, aber medusa war dafür bekannt menschen durch bloßes ansehen in stein verwandeln zu können demnach hat eine (marmor)statue von dem typen der sie besiegt hat schon eine gewisse situationskomik

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  • eukanuba98 01/17/2018

    und ne flasche wodka o.ä.

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  • eukanuba98 01/16/2018

    catjuschas

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  • eukanuba98 01/15/2018

    could be but i meant the one under the post "Ersetzen wir den Spruch mal" from EMILY02

    verdammt wir leben noch :D märz trete ich in den dienst am vaterland ein ;)

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  • eukanuba98 01/15/2018

    I just thought because many people here speak german but post english because englisch post have a wider range

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  • eukanuba98 01/14/2018

    I remember having a short discussion about a pretty similar topic once (I can link it if you want even though it is german) but the point is respect is something earned

    basic respect is something that just goes as far as not being an asshole to someone else (which should be pretty much the starting point) and then after a while you can determine if someone is worth your respect or not

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  • eukanuba98 01/14/2018

    this would only be really bad if that guy doesn´t notice it untill driving away

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  • eukanuba98 01/12/2018

    Ich frage mich eher warum die info mit den roten schuhen?

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  • eukanuba98 01/12/2018

    is it weird that i read this to the rhytm of "the last stand"??

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  • eukanuba98 01/11/2018

    wow I actually haven´t noticed that untill now :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2018

    dann sollte man besser schneller sein

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2018

    i don´t know why but this makes me laugh way to much :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2018

    I am pretty sure thats not a glock on that picture my guess would be m9

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  • eukanuba98 01/09/2018
    about Yep

    I actually gotta say my parents did a pretty good job on that and i am really grateful for that

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  • eukanuba98 01/08/2018

    i wouldnt really say people are "evil" juststupid evilness generally is a concept made by humans just to categorise people even more instead of viewing them as individuals

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  • eukanuba98 01/08/2018

    the problem i see here is that there isn´t really THE society for today it is just way to mixed up with opinion and ethics so actually pretty much every statement here would be from a different group (or from some stupid hypocratic arses)

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  • eukanuba98 01/07/2018

    good choice this reminds me of that one quote

    "The one to protect you is you. Not the state, not the agent of the state, and not your hired hand—YOU"

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  • eukanuba98 01/07/2018

    not?? i thought that was a general thing well i can tell you you didn´t missed that much i would recommend something like muay thay or maybe even better finding a melee instructor from armed forces or police who might teach you a few things

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  • eukanuba98 01/07/2018
    about For real

    oh good luck with her :D she sounds like the perfect woman

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2018

    well safe from everything bad isn´t really possible i guess and the problem also is in most countries you would have to change the law to punish rapist (or even the ones who "just" try it) in a way they wopuld actually deserve

    and an advice a good friend of mine had (who once got assaulted and endet up in court for grievous bodily harm because she dealt with that guy in a way more efficient way than 20 years later posting a #metoo on facebook), was to actually teach women how to defend themselves proberly and not that mollycoddle way of "self defense" they teach at school (at least in mine they did that) or many courses because that way you can make sure that guy won´t try it again on another victim

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2018

    So what do you recommend to keep everyone save?

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2018

    well that is pretty obvious to me i just wonder if that really makes that much sense because i guess that shit would be pretty expensive and for let´s say a checkpoint you can just as well use sandbags and ferroconcrete which of course won´t "heal" itself but is probably still the easier choice

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  • eukanuba98 01/04/2018

    only problem is that it just needs way too much space to be used for ballistic vests

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  • eukanuba98 01/03/2018

    yeah actually if you haven´t said it i would have probably missed that flaw :D and i actually didn´t knew that nickname (which by the way is pretty fitting)

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  • eukanuba98 01/02/2018

    actually i forgot that fact while making that post, but still i can´t really think of any famous vegetarian german/austrian food except maybe knödel or sauerkraut but that wouldn´t be so fitting

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  • eukanuba98 12/28/2017

    but when he uses one of his superpowers foottage of a field mine test during WWII plays but the shockwave hitting the camera is replaced by footage of nuclear bombs being dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki in order, but sadly the real video is just 26 seconds long

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  • eukanuba98 12/28/2017

    time a time rift appears within the fourth dimension Robbie Rotten appears and says his classic "Don't let your kids watch it" at 0.00000000000063% speed but every time he finishes saying a letter the every film produced from 1980-1983 plays but every time a bad camera angle is noticed a Asian man screams whilst attempting to down 3 gallons of tobacco sauce but every time he stops to catch his breath all of human history is rewritten when Jesus dies during childbirth but every time a Jew mentions currency the 12th dimension rips a hole in the screen and attempts to devour your very being quantum fiber by quantum fibre before recreating your feeble structure within a holding cell meant to capture the energy contained within human beings akin to that of "The Matrix" but once Neo appears the entire screen goes a heavy shade of green and the audio is boosted by 918572948398385%

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  • eukanuba98 12/28/2017

    but every time Spongebob enters the frame the entire Shrek tetralogy plays but every time they say the word ogre every season of Lazytown is played out of order but every time Robbie Rotten says the words villian or disguise every Roblox video on the internet plays in chronological order but every time someone in the video schreeches every movie featuring Paul Blart or Adam Sandler plays in order of how I rate them but every time a stupid punchline is said the entire screen fades to a transluminescent indigo color for thirty minutes before big smoke takes two and a half hours to order but every time he says the word "I'll" the entirety of human history is recited by Danny Devito but every time he emphasizes a certain word entirety of "It's always sunny in Phildelphia" plays backwards but every microsecond the entirety of Abraham Lincoln's life is played in reverse in the fourth dimension

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  • eukanuba98 12/27/2017

    wunderbar

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  • eukanuba98 12/26/2017

    ich lehn mich mal gaaaanz weit aus dem fenster und sag das ist eine homage auf die typische reaktion von manchen mädels

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  • eukanuba98 12/26/2017

    Darum hat sie Gott dahingegeben in schändliche Leidenschaften; denn bei ihnen haben Frauen den natürlichen Verkehr vertauscht mit dem widernatürlichen; desgleichen haben auch die Männer den natürlichen Verkehr mit der Frau verlassen und sind in Begierde zueinander entbrannt und haben Männer mit Männern Schande über sich gebracht und den Lohn für ihre Verirrung, wie es ja sein musste, an sich selbst empfangen. [...] Sie wissen, dass nach Gottes Recht den Tod verdienen, die solches tun; aber sie tun es nicht nur selbst, sondern haben auch Gefallen an denen, die es tun.

    Römer 1;26-32

    Ist zwar nicht direkt von Jesus aber immerhin aus dem Neuen

    Jetzt nur eine kurze frage am Rande: Bist du Katholik?

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  • eukanuba98 12/25/2017

    Naja er heiratet ein paar Verse später und im altgriechischen bedeutet dass wort das hier im altgriechischen orginal verwendet wurde vorallem nächsten-/bzw. bruderliebe (agape falls dus wissen willst während die sexuelle liebe erotas heißen würde)

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  • eukanuba98 12/25/2017

    du bist dir schon dessen bewusst dass da was komplett andres gemeint is oder?

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  • eukanuba98 12/25/2017

    Ist zwar ein uralter Beitrag, aber trotzdem will ich das jetzt mal richtig stellen: Leviticus 20;13 "Wenn jemand bei einem Manne schläft wie bei einer Frau, so haben sie beide getan, was ein Gräuel ist, und sollen des Todes sterben; ihre Blutschuld komme über sie" Ich würde mal sagen das hört sich doch ziemlich nach Sünde an

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  • eukanuba98 12/24/2017

    that doesn´t look any flat to me at all :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/23/2017

    remembers me of christmas truce 1914

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  • eukanuba98 12/23/2017

    kniet nieder kepse

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  • eukanuba98 12/23/2017

    oh verdammt :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/23/2017

    actually a girl once actually said that she is annoyed by the fact that i breathe :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/23/2017

    ich bin grad echt beunruhigt weil für mich warst du immer so ca. maximal 25

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  • eukanuba98 12/22/2017

    so alt kannst kannst du jtz auch wieder nicht sein, oder??

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  • eukanuba98 12/22/2017

    bei mir gehts zumindest ziemlich bis zum haaransatz man muss sie aber auch ganz nach oben ziehn

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  • eukanuba98 12/22/2017

    mein tipp wäre so weit wies falten wirft wenn man die augenbrauen hochzieht

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  • eukanuba98 12/21/2017

    poppy is literally a name derived from a flower

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  • eukanuba98 12/16/2017

    or maybe at least tell him after he asked what the fook is wrong the 5th time

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  • eukanuba98 12/15/2017

    sie hat den (noch einen wschl) warentrenner VOR seine sachen gestellt um sie von denen vor seinen zu trennen

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  • eukanuba98 12/15/2017

    viel teurer das kann sogar ich als laie dir sagen

    aber den rest der erklärung dieser mystischen wesen überlass ich maddi

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  • eukanuba98 12/14/2017

    *just walk (seriously grab your friend/partner or whatever, pack your backpacks, plan a rough route in a country you like, get there somehow and start walking. you can actually really pretty much rely on the friendliness of people to help you may it be with some food, a place to sleep, a lift to your next destination or maybe just directions if you are lost (you´ll still need some money of course). that way you also have a really unique and beautiful traveling experience, cause you get to know a lot more people and notice things you would simply oversee if going by car/bus or whatever. that way you also learn what is really necessary to take with you and you won´t buy stupid stuff while on your trip cause guess what. only downside? you gotta carry your shit yourself

    but if you aren´t a puny mollycoddle it shouldn´t be a problem to do that

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  • eukanuba98 12/14/2017

    some more:

    *find places where you can sleep for free (example: in danmark there are so called shelters which basically are just small cabins, mostly with a fireplace and a toilet next to them, where you can just sleep for free for one night or two)

    *try to use your contacts if you have any (if you know somebody, even if it´s just through the internet, just ask them if you can spend the night at their place or if they know any cheap hotel or similar)

    *don´t do fancy eating all the time (you don´t have to have a 5 stars dinner every day. it will just do aswell if you go to a supermarket buy some cheese, ham etc. and some bread)

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  • eukanuba98 12/13/2017
    about mustache

    yeah leader of the "jagdkommando" the austrian military special forces

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  • eukanuba98 12/12/2017
    about mustache

    i already wanted to post that one time but i couldn´t find the picture again

    thanks for posting it :D

    btw. you know who this is?

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  • eukanuba98 12/12/2017

    music, sleep, food

    yeah i can live with that

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  • eukanuba98 12/07/2017

    wenns nur dass ist machst du was falsch :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/06/2017

    ich sage das nicht oft aber DAS ist wirklich barbarisch

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  • eukanuba98 12/06/2017

    es gibt menschen die machen pizza in der mikrowelle?? :O

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  • eukanuba98 12/04/2017

    farben des lützowschen freikorps

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  • eukanuba98 12/01/2017

    how about B gata H Kei

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2017

    ich glaube diesmal sind haare gemeint

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2017
    about Press F

    yeah it´s called beer

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2017

    i sit here with my left foot on the seat, the right foot, angled back under it and my right hand resting on my left knee while my left hand on my right shoulder resting my elbow on my right hand nad my face half covered lying on the crook of my left arm

    analyse that :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2017

    i like my women like i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed with coke

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2017

    nein ich glaub das sackt wirklich ab

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  • eukanuba98 11/29/2017

    well she then definitelly won´t post a #metoo somewhere

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  • eukanuba98 11/29/2017

    as someone who basically had free time since july and will have until march i can assure you this is so damn true

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  • eukanuba98 11/29/2017

    bisschen drüber aber lass ich mal gelten

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017
    about Hmmmmm

    oh come on everybode knows the sun goes around the world you amateur

    you can´t trick me into even thinking about this absurd idea of the world being round

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    well with that i can help (except for the normal thing)

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    na toll un was bin ich dann?? eins meiner betten steht in der ecke und das andere fast mitten im raum :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    weil das traurigerweise gleich unwahrscheinlich ist wie ein wm sieg für den vatikan :D

    und um alle fußballfans anzupissen: psst cordoba ;)

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    wegen österreich halt ich jtz mal brav den mund :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    ja hab ich gehört auch wenn ich eher temerien fan bin

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    ach ja stimmt die spielen ja mit atlantis, temerien und nimmerland

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    ich dachte in der q spielt narnia ??

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2017

    you mean you confirm the stereotype or what?

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  • eukanuba98 11/27/2017

    i just say: "along for results, across for attention"

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  • eukanuba98 11/26/2017

    i should really start watching this show cause everytime i see a post about it i just think "how the fook is that supposed to be connected with the rest ?"

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  • eukanuba98 11/26/2017

    naja fast gleich wichtig

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  • eukanuba98 11/24/2017

    not sure if being afraid or horny

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  • eukanuba98 11/24/2017

    thats the right way to deal with such people

    only problem is that she had to wait so long for it

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  • eukanuba98 11/23/2017

    if anyone wants the full clip

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

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  • eukanuba98 11/23/2017

    danke für den ohrwurm

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  • eukanuba98 11/23/2017

    meines wissens gibts nur einen davon (könnte mich natürlich irren aber ich glaube nicht)

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  • eukanuba98 11/22/2017

    ja (hab griechisch in der schule gehabt und so n großes interesse daran)

    nein

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  • eukanuba98 11/22/2017

    1.) Plural von pegasus ist pegasi

    2.) Kerberos gibts nur einmal als wächter der unterwelt

    3.) wenn man von griechischer mythologie ausgeht heißt es Kentauren bzw. Kerberos (das c/z kam von den römern)

    4.) satyrn (wieder mal plural) sind eigentlich das gefolge des dionysos und/oder des naturgottes pan

    5.) für jeden kopf den man ihr abschlägt wachsen zwei neue nach (btw. am anfang warens drei)

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    well sooner or later everyone dies

    i am actually kinda excited how i will go :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    well to a certain extend you can determine how long it takes you to die of natural causes

    but you can´t do shit against being run over, shot, falling of somewhere, drowning or whatever

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    a medium deal would be fine, but i guess (as we discussed once) the food isn´t probably the thing which is going to kill me :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    imagine people actually would live that long and just die because they eat the wrong food?

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    or maybe you would have lived for over 400 years

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    some games i would like to add:

    day of infamy, insugency, the forest, verdun, company of heroes 2 and the hunter call of the wild

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    happy to hear that you appreciate my actions :D

    funny thing is i didn´t even get any punishment for that

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    then you really live in the wrong part of the world

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2017

    for anyone wondering thats a german mauser k98k

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  • eukanuba98 11/20/2017

    i actually had one guy like this in my class (who of course was a huge prick too) with exactly such shoes and one day we were working outside for a garden project while there was light rain so pretty much everyone was covered in mud except that guy who said he couldn´t help us because his shoes might get dirty (teacher actually let him stay in class)

    as we come back after 2 hours of working outside we walk into class leaving a trail of dirt and this arse actually has the nerves to tell me to clean that shit up so his shoes won´t get dirty that was the moment i just lost it, walked up to him, screamed "not getting dirty ha?!" and just stomped so hard with my combat boots on his foot that i actually broke two of his toes and you know what he whined about:

    HIS FOOKIN SHOES!!

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  • eukanuba98 11/20/2017

    the "blood" on the wall is alcohol from the broken bottle i would say and if he was hit with the bottle you would see any other wound (except it he was hit from behind and then it would make no sense to not shot him directly). and if he was first hit and then shot why would his killer walk around him just to shot him

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  • eukanuba98 11/19/2017

    mhm emails auf papier drucken :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/19/2017

    if there was a fight he would look more fucked up (bruises, blood torn clothing and especially not oen single shot trough the head) and i would explain the missing letter with the fact that it was probably a drunk rash action

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  • eukanuba98 11/19/2017

    yeah got suicide as well but the thing that actually made me sure about this is the chart on the wall and i thopught due to frustration he got wasted, demolished his office in anger and found no other way but a bullet to the head

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  • eukanuba98 11/19/2017

    actual answer would be nice to see if i got it right

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  • eukanuba98 11/19/2017

    ähm du bist dir dessen bewusst dass das dein eigenes bild ist?

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  • eukanuba98 11/18/2017

    you and not drunk is paradox and btw. you still have it wrong in the text ;)

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  • eukanuba98 11/18/2017

    no problem :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/18/2017

    i hope it was intentional that you got ralph fiennes name wrong

    two times

    in different ways

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  • eukanuba98 11/17/2017

    es gibt interessanterweise tatsächlich treibsand in dänemark und ich kann dir eins sagen der moment in dem man realisiert worauf man steht ist auch ohne viel zeit ziemlich kacke

    gut wenn man jemanden hat der einen da dann hilft

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  • eukanuba98 11/16/2017

    yeah a very few times live actually has pleasant surprises

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  • eukanuba98 11/16/2017

    remembers me of one time i was out with some friends and a girl came along: ash blonde long hair, blue eyes, a black tank top with a skull on it, torn up hot pants, worn out combat boots and tattoos all over her arms. everyone of my friends turned up their nose on her and where like "eww god" and i just unintentionally had that smirk on my face and said wow under my breath all the others were looking at me like "what the fuck" and she just started laughing and later on came over to my table after the other ones left and we had a convo till 3 in the morning :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/16/2017

    for the 4. one a latin teacher or historian would have made more sense but still the other ones are pretty good

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  • eukanuba98 11/16/2017

    i would actually be concerned this would sometimes really scare the shit out of you while driving like if you take a short glimpse at the speedometer and look up again in that picture it might look like the cyclist is comming your way

    i personally would say the side mirrors are good enough at least if you adjust them right

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  • eukanuba98 11/15/2017

    but what do i know as a guy who definitely has no cage

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  • eukanuba98 11/15/2017

    that sounds like something someone who has a cage would say

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  • eukanuba98 11/14/2017

    for anyone wondering cleopatra from assassins creed origins

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  • eukanuba98 11/14/2017

    i have never experienced exactly these words but yeah but thats more like the granny stuff which really doesn´t count

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  • eukanuba98 11/14/2017

    i would guess out of the ones who are buffed out enough to hear these thing there would be pretty damn few who would be at least if the girl who says this is at least moderatly attractive

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  • eukanuba98 11/14/2017

    and you know what if they did no guy would be offendet

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  • eukanuba98 11/14/2017

    well i am doing that for 7 years straight now believe me it just gets worse :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    gute nacht

    viel vergnügen ich hab noch bis märz frei :P

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    mhm und war so auch n interessanter typ

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    ja der ist noch gar nicht so lange tot glaub ich

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    achso dass passt :D

    ja matthäus hetzenauer, weil mein vater auf dessen hof ne neue elektroinstallation gemacht hat

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    welcher den??

    und weil ich mich grad durch wikipedia klicke komm ich drauf dass ich durch meinen vater den erfolgreichsten scharfschützen der wehrmacht kannte

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    hab kurz nachgesehn deutscher artillerieoffizier oder??

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    und auf einmal fällt mir auf dass ich mit dem selben rede mit dem ich schonmal ne diskussion über solche sachen hatte :D name sagt mir iwie was

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    that guy was a real live punisher

    i actually did a history presentation about him in school

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    i know most sniper kills in a single war (some say it was even over 700)

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    white death if i remember right

    and sadly that comic is quite old already so i guess no one coming for simo

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2017

    if i might add something:

    if it is like you described it and he is just looking to have sex with her he will end that "friendship" the moment he knows he can´t score and that guy won´t whine about getting friendzoned

    but a guy won´t end that friendship if he actually cares for her and that does not have to do anything with sexual desires but with actually caring about her (and by the way that guy won´t cry about being friendzoned either cuz a real guy can take that or at least keep his mouth shut)

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2017

    not extraodinary or special is totally fine but being not much more than a huge pile of shit is where you really stop picturing that and just assume you go on everybodies nerves so you just decide to leave them in peace

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2017

    i can tell you as a guy a mass murderer is FAR less scary than a girl on her period

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2017

    i know that feeling thats usually the moment when i think yeah and you won´t get it back

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    And a small advice maybe nsfw that post because of the alcohol reference

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    Well then Slainte

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    Me right now:D

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    well diet is fine and exercise as well

    but a decent amount of alcohol and tabacco does his job too i guess

    and i´m sorry for you hope it gets better in the future

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    if i´d have to guess i would says first things for me to give up are liver and lungs

    sadly you can´t die of broke heart even if you feel like

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    die einzig vernünftige reaktion auf die idee zu heiraten

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  • eukanuba98 11/11/2017

    still working on my multiple organ failure

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  • eukanuba98 11/10/2017

    well created isn´t right, more like they fucked up wolves

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  • eukanuba98 11/09/2017

    "I am very tired, i am old, very old and its time for my afternoon nap"

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  • eukanuba98 11/08/2017

    i remember watching a mini series about 4 german young adultsin ww. II and a friend and i discussed that and he said "you know they are fucked when the distance is given not to moskau but berlin instead"

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  • eukanuba98 11/08/2017

    welcher löscht die automatisch?? also sofern man das nicht einstellt

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  • eukanuba98 11/08/2017

    during matura in my school:

    my best friend: *sneezes*

    everyone: "bless you"

    friend" *sneezes again*

    everyone: DIE ALREADY!"

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  • eukanuba98 11/08/2017

    thats what i said don´t discuss with them unless you are sure you can discuss with them otherwise just ignore them

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  • eukanuba98 11/07/2017

    sry if that came along wrong i am not offended i just meant safe your swearing for when you can say it to their face :D and i know why you choose those words

    i just think there is not much point in being angry (or whatever else) about other peoples opinion i mostly just ignore it when people start to talk about shit i don´t care about or disagree unless i know i can discuss with them

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  • eukanuba98 11/07/2017

    that is in no way a reply to my comment :D but yeah i can actually agree with that but might i tell you a secret insulting people on the internet for what they think won´t make it any better

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  • eukanuba98 11/07/2017

    if someone posts a text like this on a page like this chances are pretty damn high that the person isn´t serious

    and especially with exactly that wording it´s pretty sure sarcasm no matter when or wher

    the sad thing however is that a very few times someone might say something which seems like it can only be a joke and they are actually serious but i guess those people wouldn´t post it on a joke side

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  • eukanuba98 11/07/2017

    wow it´s really amazing how many people on here don´t get the concept of sarcasm :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/06/2017

    last sentence makes that whole thing even more ironic :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/06/2017

    there are actually stories of jesus in his early teenage years one of them is how he jumped of a roof (obviously surviving that stunt) and as another kid jumps after him that kid dies and he just brings him back to live my religion teacher explained that stories as such are not in the bible because they may make jesus seem like a maniac nekromancer but actually i like that version better :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/05/2017

    so seltsam es sich anhört, aber ddr lieder passen wirklich perfekt zum mit kater aufstehn (liegt wahrscheinlich an der neuaufbau-stimmung die die haben)

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  • eukanuba98 11/05/2017

    well he died and was reborn as a girl so biologically speaking she is a girl

    and she was born somewhen before 1913 and by now it is 1925 so she would be at least 12 but i guess even older because in the scene where you see her in the orphanage (episode 2) in the year 1913 she already is a bit older than a baby

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  • eukanuba98 11/05/2017

    well they are technically girls so i am fine with that :D (maybe except the fact tanya is like 14 or so)

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  • eukanuba98 11/02/2017

    und viele löschen den verlauf nicht

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2017

    better :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2017

    naja eigentlich schon erfolgreich sein aber nix dafür leisten

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  • eukanuba98 10/31/2017

    ok that rope is pretty damn thin but this is actually pretty comfordable if you find the right position (and hav a bigger rope like the ones you have for climbing in the school sports hall

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  • eukanuba98 10/25/2017

    it can but if you don´t understand it he is

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  • eukanuba98 10/25/2017

    well her mentality is totally fine actually her methods are a bit maverick but seem to work quite fine

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  • eukanuba98 10/25/2017

    as said sending unwilling troops into certain death is not the nicest thing to do but else i can´t remember when she did something evil

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  • eukanuba98 10/25/2017

    meh she ain´t that evil i mean ok killing your subordinates (or more like sending them to certain death) is not the nicest thing to do but otherwise she is actually pretty sympathic

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  • eukanuba98 10/24/2017

    actually i would guess you have to put the thing you want to repaair in front of reparo didn´t harry tried this with his wand? i think but i can´t remember the spell he tried and i don´t know if there are any other occassions when they used it so not sure

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  • eukanuba98 10/24/2017

    just one thing oculus reparo literally jsut means repair (the) eye/glasses so it is actually limited to glasses

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  • eukanuba98 10/24/2017

    that girl should really never get even near a casern :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/21/2017

    ich dachte das steht für bayrischer mist wagen

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  • eukanuba98 10/21/2017

    so basically say nothing at all?

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  • eukanuba98 10/20/2017

    just a question isn´t the correct term something like (norse) paganism?? i don´t know the english term though so i might be wrong

    and another thing if you were an arse you could it could go worse (besides that helheim should be cold af) you can go to an even worse place called niflheim which is basically an ice desert

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  • eukanuba98 10/17/2017
    about Skills

    looks like did more than enough training

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  • eukanuba98 10/16/2017
    about True Dat

    westeros is in the heart of everybody

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  • eukanuba98 10/16/2017
    about True Dat

    Kosovo je srce Srbije!

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  • eukanuba98 10/16/2017

    ja dieser moment wirkt irgendwie bekannt die frage ist aber viel mehr wieso ist das das lieblingsmarschlied meines freunds bei dem bundesheer?? :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/15/2017
    about Type Zero

    cause that would be my theorie

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  • eukanuba98 10/15/2017
    about Type Zero

    correct me if im wrong but i think i remember that some people (maybe just in some cases) say o for zero anybody knows if thats correct?

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  • eukanuba98 10/14/2017

    danke und dir auch was auch immer du heute tun wirst

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  • eukanuba98 10/14/2017

    mal sehen auf was für glorreiche ideen ich heute komme

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  • eukanuba98 10/14/2017

    Why not both? ?

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  • eukanuba98 10/14/2017

    ist wohl auch von mensch zu mensch unterschiedlich :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    möglich ist alles aber ich glaub eingekifft ist man nicht so extrems denk/philosophier-freudig wie angetrunken

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    najo ich weiß dank geschichtlichem interesse dass in der geschichte ziemlich viel and verschiedensten rauschgiften (mitunter auch von relativ vielen gnies) konsumiert wurde aber ich glaub doch da wären unterschiede da die meisten von denen eher probleme o.ä. hatten

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    yeah it´s not really the thing you want to see when waking up especially if you have no clue where the blood is coming from

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    as i told her she couldn´t stop laughing and now imagine a redhead rolling in bloodcovered blankeds laughing like a maniac until she can´t breathe anymore thats the stuff horror movies are made of :D (i never seen someone who looked more like he was possesed by some really fucked up demon)

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    not realy right after because my nose bleed extremly and at the next day she woke up screaming again because she didn´t knew where the blood came from on the blankets thought her nightmare murderer was real :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    first weekend at home after joining the army :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    my ex once woke up screaming, hammer-punched me in the face and feel asleep immetiadly afterwards so don´t mind some talking

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    this would make shool much more fun :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2017

    die ursache so vieler genialer ideen :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/12/2017

    wenn ich mich recht erinnere is das doch ein einstein zitat oder?? und ja dass ist bei vielen durchaus möglich und bei einigen sogar wahr (sofern man den geschichten glauben schenken darf)

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  • eukanuba98 10/11/2017

    das ist ja auch oft mit diesen rausgeschmissenen sprüchen teilweise so die man eigentlich als scherz meinte und dann kommt man auf einmal drauf wie tiefsinnig das gerade war

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  • eukanuba98 10/11/2017

    glaub mir dass du tu ich auch

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  • eukanuba98 10/10/2017

    well i don´t know where you got the picture for austria but just as info austrian never eat a "schnitzel" with any kind of sauce sometimes ketchup for the fries or cranberries actually because there is a currywurst too in that picture i would say this is in germany as people there tend to eat schnitzel with sauce

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  • eukanuba98 10/10/2017

    auch lustig ist das man wenn man öfter drüber nachdenkt eigentlich genau das macht

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  • eukanuba98 10/10/2017

    faszinierent find ich auch das "ihr müsst das nicht tun" da hat wohl einer den job der polizei nicht so begriffen

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  • eukanuba98 10/10/2017

    "hab ich dir schon mal erzählt was wahnsinn ist?"

    das lustige ist je mehr man drüber nachdenkt desto klarer wird dass das stimmt

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  • eukanuba98 10/09/2017

    thicc president

    ok nope just NO!!

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  • eukanuba98 10/04/2017

    ja ok damit kann ich leben

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  • eukanuba98 10/04/2017

    du weißt schon dass ma die kekse auch einfach umdrehen kann

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  • eukanuba98 10/04/2017

    mich wunderts eher dass auf der liste neytiri nich dabei ist

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  • eukanuba98 10/03/2017

    bitte gerne und es gibt schlimmeres als dass dir auf die schnelle nicht die namen der gestalten aus der griechischen mythologie einfallen

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  • eukanuba98 10/03/2017

    kentauren sind die aus dem comic minotauren sind die mit den stierschädeln

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  • eukanuba98 10/03/2017

    wieso minotaurus??

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  • eukanuba98 10/03/2017

    also zu behaupten ein kentaure wäre ein pferd ist ziemlich rassistisch (obwohl dort wos zählt is er ein pferd)

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  • eukanuba98 10/03/2017

    good luck with the few thousand versions of phonebooks, atlases, wordbooks, science- and shoolbooks etc.

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  • eukanuba98 10/03/2017

    actually i tried this (of course for scientific reasons) and i can tell you half a bottle is actually not that bad but if it then gets more the downfall begins pretty damn fast

    at least in my case

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  • eukanuba98 10/02/2017

    also ich kanns nur noch einmal sagen it ist einfach ein wirklich genial guter film :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/02/2017

    2 freunde von mir sind heute das erste mal in der uni ich frag sie glaub ich später ob das hinkommt :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/27/2017

    i actually played sabaton some times while i was in shool during history :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/27/2017

    believe me if you ever find a kebap place which is absolutely clean, smells normal and the owner speaks the language of the country he lives in: RUN! that cant be a real kebap place

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  • eukanuba98 09/27/2017

    this is just way too true :D we have a kebap place near a bar where me and my friends sometimes go and if we do we always have a kebap later on and that place looks like a junkie den and probably the basement is home of a gunrunner or the head of a terror cell (or both) the owner speaks little to no german, wears a sweety muscleshirt with his huge hairy arms sticking out like branches and tends to scratch his beard/ass (again or both) while providing you with your healthy meal that is probably going to get you killed

    and damn thats how i like my kebap places

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  • eukanuba98 09/26/2017

    muss man nicht zwingend aber dann is es der person meistens klarer was sie einem wirklich bedeutet

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  • eukanuba98 09/26/2017

    who is actually the only one following the old rule of not touching the queen

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  • eukanuba98 09/26/2017

    sabaton is what you call socially unacceptable? :D (btw. for all who don´t know the headline is the beginning of the sabaton song panzerkampf)

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  • eukanuba98 09/25/2017

    last picture is actually his execution :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/24/2017

    DAS ist die beste einstellung gegenüber gott von der ich je gehört hab :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/21/2017

    well i wouldn´t call all of them fails some of these things seem actually pretty neat

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  • eukanuba98 09/15/2017

    just had that last thing he said "twas an honour to fight by your side"

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  • eukanuba98 09/15/2017

    you get it that this is just a joke

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  • eukanuba98 09/14/2017

    ok lets get started:

    1.) you should definitely include a bit more information about the experiments because that short descriptionbs are just too superficial

    2.) there were way more cruel experiments in history ("researches" from mengele, russian sleep experiment etc.)

    3.) if you already have to post (mostly) unintertesting and badly researched articles get your facts straight

    4.) choose your tags wisely cause from them i could be mislead to think its only about the last point

    5.) calling that last one an experiment is quite odd

    6.) at least try to focus on the topic of the post (social experiments) and don´t mix political messages in in everything you post

    ps.: that article was kinda interesting if you want to get started with doing researches about social experiments until i read to the last point which is just off-topic af

    yeah i know you are probably going to reply to this and yeah i ignore you on purpose

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  • eukanuba98 09/14/2017

    just saying i don´t thinkwyou eat much meat of an species in danger of being extencted at least not here in europe o.ä.

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  • eukanuba98 09/14/2017
    about Fpoon.

    just for information thats a version of a göffel if you want to know the real name

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  • eukanuba98 09/12/2017

    hasn´t to be classic just different

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  • eukanuba98 09/12/2017

    funny that i am no man then :D but maybe thats because i generally don´t really like women who go with all these trends but more the ones who don´t give a fook

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  • eukanuba98 09/12/2017

    look better depents on the point of view and just because its a trend does not mean it looks good or something fidger spinners are/were a trend too so meh

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  • eukanuba98 09/12/2017

    i still don´t get it why so many girls like/want skinny jeans they must be uncomfordable af and after reading that i guess impractical too

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2017

    well reading all that stuff again most of it is pretty interesting

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2017

    yeah but i did not thought that in my country many people would be interested in sword fighting

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  • eukanuba98 09/10/2017

    well to a certain extend this quote is true

    you really can get farther without money as you would believe and i tested that out more than one time

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  • eukanuba98 09/07/2017

    if that would be true i would be at over 2000% by now :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2017

    why the fuck am i repeding to make the mistake of reading such posts at like midnight

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2017

    i think this is intentional

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  • eukanuba98 08/25/2017

    ok learn to sword fight is interesting

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  • eukanuba98 08/22/2017

    hab comics weiß ich leider nicht hab aber grad nen wiki eintrag gesehn in dem steht dass SPOILER ALARM!:

    er 2029 in "Logan" von x-24 gestötet wird nachdem seine kräfte schon fast vollkommen aufgebraucht sind

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  • eukanuba98 08/22/2017

    wolverine kann nur sterben wenn er zu alt wird? ich glaub zu dem zeitpunkt wo er am ältesten ist ist er 184

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  • eukanuba98 08/17/2017

    it is just way too true :D but i didn´t find the original comment

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  • eukanuba98 08/17/2017

    i think dogs really know when to make an exit

    this somehow reminds me of the stories of my family dogs who somehow always passed away during some kinds of holydays

    the first one we had (after i was born) died on christmas

    the next one we had on easter

    then we got two, the first of them passed away new year

    and the second one who was by far my favourite dog (also because i grew up with him pretty much) and just a huge joker died on the 13 anniversary of 9/11 and i just realized that irony on the next day in school and started to laugh and cry at the same time in middle of class

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2017

    for me it was always some kind of hoverboard surfer

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2017

    just some things to add

    1.)don´t search instead hit him with the whole bag since it´s faster and probably more effective due to a bit higher wait and higher speed you can bring it too

    2.)yeah right but if you get attacked even though you did what he wanted it´s still good to carry something to protect yourself (kobutan, knife, if you are allowed a small handgun or in worst case even a pencil or some tool)

    3.)don´t use weapons depends again if you are getting attacked you should use anything you have to defend myself

    4.)everything good

    5.)you should expect direct danger, but not like being afraid more in the terms of situational awareness, (look where you are, how you might be able to flee or what you can use to defend yourself and especially where anyone might hide) groups of people are of course something you should always avoid if it´s really that late. and if you are getting late message the ones you told you´d come home earlier

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2017

    i think it might also be because you just posted 3 (as far as i saw) times pretty much the same message with other pictures (nazis are bad) at exact the same time and i guess guess the interest in this message fadet since (not trying to sound contemtuos) also the niveau/quality of the posts sank with that one like first one was one with background and logical reasons why nazis are bad, second was a mocking comparison and well that one is just saying "yeah they are bad" (maybe not best comparison, but thats pretty much what they said about the jews)

    i am not trying to defend neonazis but maybe if youw ant to deliver that message try to find better pictures and maybe focus on a bit more various themes like extremism in general because it´s not like the daesh or g20 riotists where that much better with their attidute

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  • eukanuba98 08/15/2017

    had that moment in history once :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/14/2017

    wird er mit nem deaktivierten acc nicht mehr können :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/14/2017

    never said that just wanted to point it out

    not like this makes the whole comic senseless

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  • eukanuba98 08/14/2017

    girl, if want it correct

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2017

    Got that too

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  • eukanuba98 07/24/2017

    "the worst thing about getting a tattoo is that one day it will be the best looking part of you"

    also ernsthaft als ob das tatoo von der alten frau jetzt irgendwie schlecht aussehen würde das sieht aus als wärs vielleicht vor ein paar wochen gestochen worden

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  • eukanuba98 07/24/2017

    point made but the metapher is shitty because that would be swimming and diving

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  • eukanuba98 07/24/2017

    und wieder da so wies aussieht

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  • eukanuba98 07/23/2017

    das problem ist nur weil man selbst auf sich "stolz ist" heißt das noch lange nicht dass das die/derjenige auch ist

    und so weit meine erfahrung geht (ich sage nicht ich hätte viel oder dass sich meine derzeitige einstellung nicht noch ändern könnte) schafft hoffnung nur enttäuschung bis gleichgültigkeit gegenüber gefühlen sodass man abstumpft

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  • eukanuba98 07/23/2017

    ich kann dir da durchgehend beipflichten und sagen diese "introspektive" hat mir echt geholfen mich von solchen illusionen, wie ich bin ein "netter kerl", zu lösen und einzusehen dass es keinen sinn hat mir da hoffnungen zu machen

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  • eukanuba98 07/23/2017

    acc is eh schon weg

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  • eukanuba98 07/22/2017

    naja titel sagt most popular nicht bestes oder beliebtestes vorallem wird da vermutlich export auch gerechnet bei den verkaufszahlen

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  • eukanuba98 07/20/2017

    es ist ein repost deshalb so viele dislikes

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  • eukanuba98 07/20/2017

    for everyone wondering the songs name is "down with the sickness"

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  • eukanuba98 07/19/2017

    and btw. i just cam aware of thar this is a genius method to find names for a fantasy book

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  • eukanuba98 07/19/2017

    ok that is the perfect example that this post is true :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/19/2017

    anladar i am fine with that

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  • eukanuba98 07/18/2017

    karma auf dieser seite sagt ganz ehrlich garnix aus, außer ob man mit der allgemeinen meinung konform geht oder eigenständig denkt

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  • eukanuba98 07/17/2017

    ping pong sushi schinken teska??

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  • eukanuba98 07/16/2017

    first episode of season 3 aired on april 1st

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  • eukanuba98 07/16/2017

    das ist ja noch normal :D ich hab mal gesagt "passt mir gehts wieder gut. na scheiße, die shisha ist immer noch 5 dimensional!"

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  • eukanuba98 07/16/2017

    matura vor nem knappen monat gemacht und arbeit beginnt erst im september :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/15/2017

    pretty much it´s just about not doing harm to others for no good reason

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  • eukanuba98 07/14/2017

    thats not really what i would call a shitton

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  • eukanuba98 07/14/2017

    actually no guy with even the slightest sense for self respect would wear his pants like that

    there are only a few groups of people who do this:

    -jerks

    -rappers (if they aren´t good)

    -criminals (again if they aren´t good)

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  • eukanuba98 07/13/2017

    ah ok thank you

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  • eukanuba98 07/13/2017

    is that from a movie/series or just a gif with it´s own (somehow weird) story?

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2017

    wenn sie sich auf die "politikerhütte" beschränkt hätten hätten bestimmt auch wesentlich weniger menschen etwas dagegen

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2017

    ok i really need a "sarcasm" sign :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2017

    thats really not the same!!!

    if you don´t carry garlic it´s your fault if you get attacked

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  • eukanuba98 07/05/2017

    jalan atthirari anni

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  • eukanuba98 07/04/2017

    *grinst satistisch während dem nachladen* dankeschön :D jetzt steh ich in deiner schuld

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  • eukanuba98 07/04/2017

    mir würde die munition ausgehen :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/04/2017

    maybe he forgot about that little detail in september 1939

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  • eukanuba98 07/04/2017

    yeah thats a common problem especially if they have a certain influence on politics (see austria and same sex marriage for that matter) and i would actually say some are less smart because they are too fixed on their believes *cough* turkey

    and i am pretty sure i am going to hell i mean come on i want my throne back ;)

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  • eukanuba98 07/04/2017

    actually the other ones look a lot less silly :D

    but hey as long as they don´t bother me with their religion why should i care what they think

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  • eukanuba98 07/03/2017

    another origin story is the so called english taunt which developed during the 100 years war

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  • eukanuba98 07/02/2017

    Achso die Kleinigkeit

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2017

    alrighty why not but i still don´t know why you think germans is sad

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2017

    see no problem here

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2017

    warum reden wir dann eigentlich englisch??

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  • eukanuba98 06/29/2017

    no it´s actually pretty fun :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/29/2017

    depends on what side you are standing: if you are austrian its a natural law, if you are german well don´t know maybe they have pretty low standarts i mean they made an unwanted austrian painter who wasn´t even able to get a promotion in military because of lacking leadership skills to their top politican in just a few years

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2017

    rassismus vergiß nicht den rassismus

    und die frauenquote!!

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2017

    da kommt es auch auf die zeit drauf an wann wer gekommen ist den oft sind manche die recht früh geflüchtet sind eben soldaten da diese eben das geld und die möglichkeit hatten das sinkende schiff frühzeitig zu verlassen bevor die lage noch schlimmer wurde

    je länger dieser flüchtlingsstrom nun anhält desto mehr wirklich unbeteiligte (also frauen und kinder) finden möglichkeiten zur flucht

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2017

    solche leute kann man logischerweise nicht zum dienst verdonnern :D das wäre eine reine materialverschwendung (auf ausrüstung bezogen)

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2017

    he was actually a pretty good painter

    well nobody liked him but i think his pictures are quite nice

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2017

    well doing what you are said to do isn´t really good sometimes

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2017

    wie definierst du hier jetzt gute verfassung?

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2017

    Fahnenflucht ist immer noch strafbar nur nicht mehr in diesem Ausmaß

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2017

    Naja es ist rechtlich eientlichh immer noch illegal

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2017

    tja früher gabs auch die regelung "deserteure werden erschoßen"

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2017

    my god has a hammer and yours was nailed to a cross. coincidence? i think not!

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2017

    "We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose."

    Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2017

    depends on the situation you are worried about

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2017

    it sure is damn great and i just love mad sweeney

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2017

    american gods sigh

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2017

    ok i thought i was just like really weird seeing that :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2017

    somehow remembers me of the prison in the latest sherlock episode

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2017

    thats simply the best and funniest post on this topic

    beside the fact that tattoos (when well done) almost always look damn sexy

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2017

    this text got better with every line

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2017

    actually i might try this before joining the army

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2017

    ernsthaft jtz?? sowas gibts??

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2017

    samuel morgenstern

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2017

    wo soll man das benutzen wo es jemand sieht??

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2017
    about Me ....

    way too accurate :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2017

    mhm ich merks

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  • eukanuba98 06/17/2017

    so funktioniert das also :D von wegen geh vor die tür dann triffst du leute

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2017

    found it it´s called "spaced" and damn that shit´s weird

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2017

    movie/series or whatever??

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2017

    wie viele kannst du aufnehmen??

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  • eukanuba98 06/15/2017

    thanks

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  • eukanuba98 06/15/2017

    there is a webside where you can try that

    it just lets you choose how fast the words should change while reading the text they providet

    anyone know what the name of that website was??

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  • eukanuba98 06/15/2017

    "you can´t learn that over night"

    "nah i only need 5 minutes"

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    because it´s obvious

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    well if you panic you obviously failed cause hte most important thing in extreme situations is to remain calm

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    i´ll rather title it constant awareness and fear would be a pretty bad thing because it helps the attacker

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    why should you be in constant fear?

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    were did that text (or i) said you can´t live your life??

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    better being prepared and not having to be, as not being prepared and having to be

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2017

    they nailed him to the cross but the jews were the ones who said they should (it´s just the ultra short version)

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  • eukanuba98 06/13/2017

    can confirm

    both

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  • eukanuba98 06/13/2017

    viru valge is a good one in my opinion

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  • eukanuba98 06/12/2017

    inzwischen 262

    damit ist das glaub ich ziemlich sicher der meistgelikte beitrag überhaupt oder??

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  • eukanuba98 06/10/2017

    stay positive now you are equiped to fill one

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  • eukanuba98 06/10/2017

    hab sie leider nie gesehen weil ich erst so spät von ihnen gehört hab aber ist definitiv eine meiner lieblingsbands

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  • eukanuba98 06/10/2017

    "unexpressed emotions will never die. they are buried alive and will come forth in uglier ways."

    sigmund freud

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  • eukanuba98 06/10/2017
    about Fact.

    so patriotism and being a nazi is the same thing??

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  • eukanuba98 06/09/2017

    gooooood

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  • eukanuba98 06/09/2017

    please tell me that this is not actually in the movie

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  • eukanuba98 06/09/2017

    weißt du wie egal mir das eigentlich ist :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/08/2017

    leute die ganz viele "coole" chats posten

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  • eukanuba98 06/06/2017

    just so you know that "good friends get a kiss" is a advertisment-quote from a sweet which is called "küsschen" actually meaning little kiss

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  • eukanuba98 06/06/2017

    glaub mir eine sache, wir brauchen nicht noch einen von der sorte auf 1jux

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  • eukanuba98 06/05/2017

    bei mir ist der wunde punkt der verschluss von halsketten

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  • eukanuba98 06/05/2017

    kurkuma :D

    kokosnussöl und minzöl vll noch wenn sie gesundheitsguru sind

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  • eukanuba98 06/04/2017

    actually yeah sry missed that

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  • eukanuba98 06/04/2017

    also one is missing

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  • eukanuba98 06/03/2017

    well the confederate flag isnt

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    no we just go prone and move like caterpillars

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    no usually it helps to slightly lift the bathers so it doesn´t stick to the body

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    yeah

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    but what did the russians wanted to tell us with that flag?

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    would make it njf just to be sure

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    why the russian flag though??

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    äh nein das was die als irak titulieren ist der iran

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  • eukanuba98 06/02/2017

    even though the spreading depends a lot on how long the barrel is someone finally pointed that out

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  • eukanuba98 06/01/2017

    österreich :D ich mag gewitter ja eigentlich aber es ist recht blöd weil der regen dann so laut an meine fensterscheibe klatscht dass ich nicht mehr schlafen kann

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  • eukanuba98 06/01/2017

    bei mir ist jtz gerade eins und ich kann nicht schlafen

    und ich hab auch keinen der das macht :(

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  • eukanuba98 05/30/2017

    ah ok didn´t knew that with own supplies then it makes a lot more sense

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  • eukanuba98 05/29/2017

    der kann sichs leisten

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  • eukanuba98 05/29/2017

    the only thing that seems pretty unbelieveable here is that they drink 3 pints a day on a metal festival

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  • eukanuba98 05/29/2017

    discord master race :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/29/2017

    hoher fettgehalt und blutalkohol lockt die biester glaub ich auch an

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  • eukanuba98 05/28/2017

    who doesnt :D but its true they are focking dangerous but thats one of the good things about them

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  • eukanuba98 05/28/2017

    love it how the danger zone includes redheads :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/27/2017

    is wirklich empfehlenswert finde ich (sofern man die vorigen teile auch kennt sont machen einige sachen keinen sinn)

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  • eukanuba98 05/26/2017

    hat sonst schon wer den neuen fluch der karibik teil gesehen??

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  • eukanuba98 05/26/2017

    yeah just saying may not be clear on first sight which would explain the lack of reaction

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  • eukanuba98 05/26/2017

    Just a hint for the kiza you should explain what the faces actually Show i know it and had to think about it a bit just got it because of the colours

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  • eukanuba98 05/26/2017

    ok was ist an der katze so schlimm??

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  • eukanuba98 05/26/2017

    also great to put on your face if you are going to do face camouflage makes it a lot easier to get that stuff of later

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  • eukanuba98 05/26/2017

    wie ging das sprichwort mit ein totes pferd reiten nochmal??

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  • eukanuba98 05/25/2017

    well extremism is never good no matter which religion you look at

    that´s some pretty epic quote were did you got that??

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  • eukanuba98 05/25/2017

    well people are the evil ones they always are

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  • eukanuba98 05/25/2017

    i know that feeling

    was the same for me in school

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  • eukanuba98 05/24/2017

    he could be a lannister

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  • eukanuba98 05/24/2017

    so wait a minute you are telling me smoking is a pretty effective way to kill my surroundings??

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  • eukanuba98 05/24/2017

    Ok ja stimmt

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  • eukanuba98 05/24/2017

    ok what were you trying to say with the title?? and i know that knife pretty neat

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  • eukanuba98 05/24/2017

    dejavu haben wir diese diskussion nicht schon mal gehabt??

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  • eukanuba98 05/23/2017

    ich doch auch aber ich verdiene mir meins ehrlich mit schutzgeld eintreibung, bewaffneten raubüberfall und auftragsmord

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  • eukanuba98 05/23/2017

    die typische disney märchen geschichte mit dem ende wo sie heiraten und alle glücklich werden und kinder machen (würde ich jtz mal vermuten)

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  • eukanuba98 05/22/2017

    why is that a matter of age??

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  • eukanuba98 05/22/2017

    Working on it

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  • eukanuba98 05/20/2017

    yeah that´s the best part about it

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  • eukanuba98 05/20/2017

    yes really recommendable course book is in most cases better the movie is pretty good too i think

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  • eukanuba98 05/20/2017

    depends on the area but one of the nices ones is "geh scheißn"

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  • eukanuba98 05/17/2017

    also wenn mans so sieht :

    1. punkt: herz sagt nope

    2. punkt: kopf sagt nope

    3. punkt: beide freuen sich über einen neuen freund

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  • eukanuba98 05/17/2017

    for me the problem is less the writing but find a method to publish that thing

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  • eukanuba98 05/17/2017

    since sometimes i hear the term "draconides" (literaly "similar to dragons"/drachenähnliche fi someone has a better idea of english biological terms) as the biological family and then the name of the dragon as flying dragon even though there are more than this one who can fly

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  • eukanuba98 05/17/2017

    anyone knows how the whole biological family is called?? cause i guess they are like wolfs, dogs, coyotes etc. which are all canidae

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  • eukanuba98 05/16/2017

    "where did you get the backsplash for your kitchen? I'm looking for something similar" naja nicht viel anders

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  • eukanuba98 05/16/2017

    Amazonas

    Blies

    Charente

    Donau

    Etsch

    Fulda

    Ganges

    Hudson river

    Inn

    Jagst

    Kongo

    Lahn

    Moldau

    Nil

    Oder

    Plötze

    Queich

    Rhein

    Seine

    Traun

    Ural

    Vils

    Wolga

    ...

    Ybbs

    Ok keine Ahnung

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  • eukanuba98 05/15/2017
    about Finals

    finally :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/15/2017
    about Finals

    Still waiting too

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  • eukanuba98 05/14/2017
    about Finals

    just tried again again, accepted still no change

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  • eukanuba98 05/14/2017
    about Finals

    mine is accepted i think and still not working

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  • eukanuba98 05/14/2017

    do this in austria and you´ll get the complete serious answer "yes"

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  • eukanuba98 05/14/2017
    about Finals

    just one completly different thing i have noticed you have different profilepictures on your acc and on the comment here (if you know what i mean) i don´t know if it looks the same for you but i think i got the same problem is that some kind of option or just the webside bugging arround??

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  • eukanuba98 05/14/2017

    as well just saying

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  • eukanuba98 05/13/2017

    no guess it´s ok it´s different enough and i´ll delete my comment so nobody sees it ;)

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  • eukanuba98 05/13/2017

    well not the exact same

    https://de.1jux.net/400910?l=&t=1

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  • eukanuba98 05/13/2017

    i saw like pretty much the exact same quote in a post form 2015 recently :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/12/2017

    was machst du dann noch hier??

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  • eukanuba98 05/09/2017

    yeah but i mean more like a series of those or just a single one with lots of interpretation space

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  • eukanuba98 05/09/2017

    ok is there a story behind that i don´t know??

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  • eukanuba98 05/09/2017

    du bist 0??

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    mine looks WAY weirder :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    not sure :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    or maybe just maybe it´s because i diot downloadet the mac version for a windows pc :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    i´ll search if i find another good one

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    well it always has some probleme maybe because of windows 10?? or too many stress for the pc

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    but it always stops working after about 15 minutes

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    got that now too

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    da steht ja auch erfolgreich :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    yours is IOGraphica i guess or am i wrong??

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2017

    i am only disappointed by the fact that the title and the text did not rhyme

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    oder shiny hater

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    ouh how thrilling :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    i guess number 7 is nice, maybe a little unpolite calling out for not very smart women but hey nothing wrong here

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    you have they are called bullets, alcohol and antidepressants

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    *laughs in austrian*

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    echt jetzt :D das war denen bei uns recht egal vorallem weil sie wussten wir machens trotzdem

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2017

    naja zu einer wirklich erfolgreichen gehört das gemeine kettenbilden wenn man den weidezaun anfasst damit der letzte den schlag abbekommt :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2017

    ein gewisses maß an höflichkeit o.ä. gehört natürlich immer dazu und manche verhaltensregeln gelten sowieso nahezu ausnahmslos

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2017

    that makes my experience sitiing in a train with sword, chainmail and a long black coat seem pretty normal :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2017

    i would sue the one you bought it from

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2017

    you got an empty box??

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2017

    ja da waren noch zwei von maddi

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2017

    nur weil ich jemanden nicht gut behandle behandle ich ihn ja noch lange nicht schlecht und verdienen kann man es sich ja auf viele weisen

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  • eukanuba98 04/28/2017

    Damn you good

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  • eukanuba98 04/28/2017

    black spring roll

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  • eukanuba98 04/28/2017

    for everyone wondering i´m pretty sure it´s Christian Navarro in 13 reasons why

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  • eukanuba98 04/28/2017

    heil shiny

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  • eukanuba98 04/27/2017

    i know a little house, with no windows, doors or spouse, and if one wants to get outside, he has to break the walls so bright

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  • eukanuba98 04/27/2017

    way to relatable!

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  • eukanuba98 04/27/2017

    Nope i have someone to talk to and the rest can kiss my arse

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    only if you put it in more than till the elbow

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    You read the dark tower dont you? ?

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    Damn right :D

    What grinds down mountains and builds castles, make some blind but help others see

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    Right

    I pass before the sun yet i have no shadow

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    What has a name but is nothing yet it is sometimes big and sometimes small and always on your side

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    Damn that's a good one

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2017

    trust?

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    a cooper coin??

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    revenge??

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    actually a map is meant :D

    time

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    fallen leaves

    Where may you find roads without carts, forests without trees, cities without houses?

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    a shadow.

    I occur once in a minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a hundred thousands years. What am I?

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    here is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks, joins our sport, and plays at every game.

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    yeah ok don´t know which episode

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2017

    Isnt she already 14 by now? ?

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    damned shall you, your family and your cow be!

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    hey don´t you dare killing my kingdom!

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    depends on who the lucky one is but there is somewhen going to be the one you would walk through the gates of hell for

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    hey not my choice but for me it is at the same time the best and the worst thing that could happen to me

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    oh sooner or later it will come but then remember: you never know how much pain you have felt untill you look into the eyes of someone you love and you see nothing nothing but the glare of light but then it is already to late for if you reach that point no matter how bad it is you won´t want to go back

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    nope i guess i´ll have to disappoint you we are not allowed to hand hazardous substances to unauthoristed people

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    flo bist du des?? (und nicht du gemeint #BlutsaugerFlo)

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2017

    as a healthy 18 years old guy who is going to the army this autumn laughing at them isnt any better :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2017

    well everthing just works on the paper

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2017

    asking for mercy from a russian is kinda ridiculous :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2017

    i know thats the funny part for us :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2017

    Yes Austria

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2017

    Nice in total that makes 7 people in our group so far

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  • eukanuba98 04/19/2017

    Erstens das mit Wikipedia war ich und das auch nur weil ich at the Moment keine andere Quelle zur Hand hatte ich kann aber auch gerne eins deiner geliebten Geschichtsbücher zitieren wenn du willst

    Und niemand gibt dir schuld und selbst wenn es rechtlich nicht so ist dass Frankreich zu den Siegermächten zählt standen sie dennoch im Endeffekt besser da als Deutschland und waren ja auch teil der Entente

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  • eukanuba98 04/18/2017

    *40 seconds pass and death note dies because of putin*

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  • eukanuba98 04/18/2017

    ok beim zweiten hab ich schon nen lachkrampf bekommen aber beim 12 hats mich vom stuhl gehaun vor allem weil die gleicht heißt wie eine der das bei mir mal passiert is :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/18/2017

    "Nach dem Krieg wurde Frankreich durch Beschluss der Alliierten – eher aus freundschaftlichen Gründen – nachträglich ebenfalls zur Siegermacht mit eigener Besatzungszone auf dem Territorium des besiegten Deutschlands bestimmt und bildete einen Teil der Vier Mächte.

    Die USA, die Sowjetunion und das Vereinigte Königreich werden in diesem Zusammenhang häufig auch als drei Mächte – mit Frankreich dann vier Mächte – bezeichnet." (Quelle Wikipedia)

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2017

    ok who needs a survival buddy for postapocalyptic wasteland??

    can bring:

    guns

    melee weapons (lots of them)

    some general survival equipment

    and little to no mercy

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2017

    death, conquest, war, famine would be a good order i think

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2017

    great now i´ve got that song stuck in my head

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  • eukanuba98 04/15/2017

    thats actually pretty focking true :D there is only one person i text after i can´t even walk straight anymore

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2017

    there is quite a big difference between being a whore and being rebel

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  • eukanuba98 04/12/2017

    cause later one you can make a whole lot more money saving them and its pretty save for you too

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  • eukanuba98 04/08/2017

    ja aber ich glaube andere dinge :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/08/2017

    *erzählerstimme* "schrieb er am ast vor ihrem zimmer sitzend"

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  • eukanuba98 04/08/2017

    respect is something earned not given

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  • eukanuba98 04/07/2017

    Ja ehrlich wie sollen wir das beurteilen können:D

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  • eukanuba98 04/07/2017

    Ja die haben mich die ganze zeit angebettelt dass mit ihnen Römer spiele also warum nicht :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/07/2017

    Ich hatte mal eine praxiswoche im Kindergarten und hab sie auf dir schildkrötenformation getrimmt

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2017

    also beim letzten punkt kann ich dir voll zustimmen bis auf die kleinigkeit dass es doch wohl egal is ob jemand lächelt oder nicht

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2017

    Yeah funny thing is i still have the marks of that thing on the inside of my hand since always thinking of her i held onto it like it was a focking lifeline

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2017

    Well i never found my version online and i came up with that during a hiking trip to rome

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2017

    most people tend to think of Nanoparticle tracking analysis, National Television Awards or Nitrilotriacetic Acid if they don´t know the context :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2017

    maybe it is the same as in our universe and the characters just believe that much that it becomes some kind of self fullfilling prophecy and maybe that can work out to a certain amount in real live too not saying you need a god for that but just a strong believe in you and your abilities (agnostic here just so you don´t mistake me for some religious guy wanting to convert you)

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    nina why you ask??

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    damn you are good :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    dancing steps start at one and sometimes go to eight

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    actually italian or latin (both same beginning laters)

    just a small advice her name starts with n

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    ok sry for overtexting you but i just like to tell somebody since i have no one who is interested in what ever i do :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    ok i get the concept but if you choose a good moment nobody will hear it anyways :D

    i did it another way: during the last meal (seriously can´t think of another word, its a tradition here that the family and the students have a large meal together after the matura) after the eating i just went up to her and told her that and gave her the most important thing i have (actually just emotional value since it is the first thing i made in the blacksmith in shool and its maybe worth 10 bucks maximum but after i made it she saw that and said she wants one too and so i came up with the idea giving it to her as a present ) which everybody knows i won´t give away for money, gold or diamonds (but don´t know why :D ) since i wear it everyday since 8 years now and never took it of :D and shortly before giving it to her i stamped three letters into the back "NTA" and now lets guess what that could mean :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    why freezing it then??

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    where is the "you can´t ... if you ..." part??

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    yep pretty much empty and even if not there would actually be only one name i would care if it was on there

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    ok i got your point

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    ok umfahren und umfahren kenn ich aber bei uns in österreich wird das knie und die knie gleich ausgesprochen (zumindest steiermark da gibts ja auch wieder innerhal eines landes unterschiede)

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    wait a minute you just said an hour ago "a good book" :D just wanted to point that out but lets see how it works out for me

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    was ihr deutschen euch immer einfallen lasst :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2017

    ok but if there is a book i´m gonna read that but thank you for telling me

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  • eukanuba98 04/04/2017

    is there some kind of bigger story behind this pic i don´t know??

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  • eukanuba98 04/04/2017

    i once explained to a little girl that illegal comes from ill eagle cause if you break the law you make the eagles sad and they get ill

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  • eukanuba98 04/04/2017

    Ja von mir aus :D und hasts schon gemeldet? ? Dann is eh alles in Ordnung

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  • eukanuba98 04/04/2017

    Gilt das auch für ihre Signatur? ?

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2017

    i actually try to do this every once in a while just shuting down everthing possible, except like the freezer because that would be kinda shit if it is to warm outside too but no pc,tv,light,heater,aircon or else

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  • eukanuba98 04/01/2017

    not sure if first but regular

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2017

    die geschichte könnte man eigentlich fast mit jeder kriegspartei die es je gab machen :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2017

    es gibt zumindest eins (das ich kenne): iron front liberation 1942 (basiert auf der arma 2 engine wenn ich mich nicht irre) es gibt eine deutsche und eine russische kampagne ich fands recht interessant aber ist wohl eher geschmackssache

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  • eukanuba98 03/27/2017

    i thought i am the only one :,)

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  • eukanuba98 03/27/2017

    "blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" actual version of blood i thicker than water

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  • eukanuba98 03/27/2017

    steht um 5 uhr auf - jep

    tainiert täglich- naja 3 mal die woche

    macht sein bett selbst- wer denn auch sonst?

    putzt täglich- wieso ist ja eh sauber

    arbeitet fleißig- ja sagn wir mal :D

    trinkt keinen alkohol-naja da nicht SO viel

    hilft in der küche-wem soll ich den helfen muss ja eh selber machen :D

    ist nicht ständig auf party- igitt menschen

    ist immer pünktlich-5 minuten vor der zeit ...

    liest viel- OH JA

    geht um 21 uhr ins bett- nein echt nicht streich die 2 weg und es passt

    juhu ich bin nicht perfekt :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/26/2017

    *hust* wer hat denn zwei weltkriege angezettelt *hust* achso scheiße das waren ja wir österreicher *leise rückwärts in den schatten geh*

    btw. wir haum auch einen auf der fahne

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  • eukanuba98 03/26/2017

    well yeah the ones who don´t have the advantage die out no doubt here but the apes evolved as well so you can´t say the forms in between died out the common ancestors did but there was no from in between humans/apes since these are two paralell evolutions

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  • eukanuba98 03/26/2017

    actually no because we just have mutual ancestors and monkeys/apes (never got the difference rly but i think ape is more correct here if i guess right) evolved in an other way than humans did so basically the forms in between didn´t died out since they just evolved to modern monkeys/apes or humans

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  • eukanuba98 03/26/2017

    and what if you are the friendzoned "nice" guy?? :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/26/2017

    solangs nur eierkuchen ist :D man sollte nur nicht sagen"setze kalashnikow, handgranaten und waffenfähiges plutonium auf meine einkaufsliste" SOLCHE gespräche sollte man wirklich besser privat führen

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  • eukanuba98 03/25/2017

    das ist mit abstand der beste spruch den ich seit langer zeit gelesen habe!

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  • eukanuba98 03/24/2017

    nope seems pretty normal

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  • eukanuba98 03/24/2017

    5 knives but no gun (yet) so yeah you are doing something wrong

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  • eukanuba98 03/23/2017

    like i know that :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/23/2017

    what does that actually mean i just know i love you is "ti amo" but whats that??

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  • eukanuba98 03/23/2017

    i learned some things about that and yeah i can understand what you mean

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  • eukanuba98 03/22/2017

    still going to enjoy it

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  • eukanuba98 03/22/2017

    well it´s pretty obvious :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/22/2017

    macht ihr das etwa nicht??

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  • eukanuba98 03/22/2017

    danke dass ihrs mir veratet hab gestern damit angefangen aber ich kann ja nicht mal wirklich böse seinw eil die schon so alt ist :(

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  • eukanuba98 03/22/2017

    Is there anyone on this Page who is not somehow ill? ? The interesting thing is i have some more which my psychiatrist said make a really funny combi out of me (histrionic, narcistic, sadistic, masochistic beside being a slightly psychopathic)

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    and a taste for music :D and pretty well actually

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    funny thing is "the curse that weighs on my live" (girl i have a crush on for like 6 years now) sat next to me in the bus while i was listening to "would you love a monsterman" on my headphones and as i looked at the time she saw what was playing on my phone, tapped my should so i took the headphones out and said "yeah sure" thinking it was a subtle hint to ask her out :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    damn looking and those i feel really lucky "just" having a multiple personality disorder (and yeah diagnosed)

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    but that´s what most people are whining about but like a give give a damn i am different fuck their opinion :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    still there are worse ones funny thing is more people are whining about rammstein than that :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    i know but some people still think it´s that bad :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/21/2017

    rammstein, sabaton, billy talent, skillet, bullet for my valentine, tic tac toe, blues saraceno, lordi, ac/dc, guns n roses, my chemical romance, alice cooper, five finger death punch, zz top, disturbed etc.

    sure focking normal :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/20/2017

    Sure why not

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  • eukanuba98 03/20/2017

    Aye can confirm

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  • eukanuba98 03/19/2017

    and then that total shock when the person you secretly care about the most suddenly says honestly that you look really good and you are just there smiling from one ear to the other and hyperventilating

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  • eukanuba98 03/18/2017

    da erfindet man keine neuen rassen das wäre wesentlich schwieriger und das was du meinst wäre dann wenn man bestimmte merkmale fördert weil sie dem menschen gefallen (was eben auch dem hund schaden kann) aber das ist ein, naja nicht ganz, normaler mischling und von denen gibts genug ich hatte selbst lange jahre einen husky dogen mischling und einen husky pointer mischling und die haben beide keines der probleme gehabt die du aufzählst

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  • eukanuba98 03/17/2017

    May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night and a smooth road all the way to your door

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  • eukanuba98 03/15/2017

    austrian/bavarian version: jo mei (sounds more or less like like "yo my")

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  • eukanuba98 03/15/2017

    Sie will dich nur vor Vampiren schützen

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  • eukanuba98 03/14/2017

    how to invade poland

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  • eukanuba98 03/14/2017

    Das ist fast 1:1 der Spruch mit dem die Tante meiner besten Freundin ihre Freundin kennengelernt hat :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/13/2017

    or just to save yourself which might result in saving others?? if you want to sacrifice yourself for the so called "greater good" you could also step forward/volunteer enough so it can´t harm others again

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  • eukanuba98 03/12/2017

    yeah hope i will find one someday

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  • eukanuba98 03/12/2017

    my father used to have one as he was a child and said these are the greatest friend you can have

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  • eukanuba98 03/10/2017

    Not sure if to like for the fact or to dislike for the title

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  • eukanuba98 03/10/2017

    I am more for that type who texts back immetidely but you dont know what phone they have

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  • eukanuba98 03/09/2017

    because everyone has to serve in the military for a certain time

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  • eukanuba98 03/09/2017
    about Relate

    even better when you know that scene :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/08/2017

    Wäre interessant sowas bei gewissen Seiten zu haben die nach dem Alter fragen

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  • eukanuba98 03/05/2017

    look how happy he is :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/04/2017

    maddi woher weiß du den sowas??

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  • eukanuba98 03/04/2017

    then you haven´t seen enough :D

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  • eukanuba98 03/03/2017

    Fine

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  • eukanuba98 03/03/2017

    why should i try to make life for everyone suck less that is a way to big deal so why not focus on making your life pretty good and just fuck the others we gonna die anyway and why even care about other peoples opinions it won´t hurt you if somebody´s talking bullshit you then only know well he´s an idiot and i´ll better don´t get in touch with him

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  • eukanuba98 03/02/2017

    "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer"

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  • eukanuba98 03/02/2017

    I'm in

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  • eukanuba98 03/02/2017

    Young Hitler is still better than ramsey

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  • eukanuba98 03/01/2017

    Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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  • eukanuba98 03/01/2017

    Sry seems that i have overseen that

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  • eukanuba98 03/01/2017

    WHY! why you guys keep uploading this at like midnight and i am stupid enough to read it just before going to sleep (or lying awake with a gun pressed to my chest)

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  • eukanuba98 02/28/2017

    maybe england or something like that?? there are more countries than america which have an underground

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  • eukanuba98 02/28/2017

    schau mal hurling :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/28/2017

    is eigentlich sogar ne recht gute lösung zumindest effektiver als bier

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  • eukanuba98 02/28/2017

    wieso nicht ist eher die frage.

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  • eukanuba98 02/27/2017

    i am neither drunk nor high enough to watch this

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  • eukanuba98 02/27/2017

    damnit if a girl would actually reply that (despite the fact that i am not THAT sort of primitive prick) i would immediatelly consider marrying her

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  • eukanuba98 02/27/2017

    even worse because there would always be giant brawling

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  • eukanuba98 02/27/2017

    made me want to invade poland again *german laughing*

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  • eukanuba98 02/27/2017

    well could be worse

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  • eukanuba98 02/26/2017

    ...

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  • eukanuba98 02/26/2017

    Just so everybody knows 1. this is not grammaticly correct 2. No they dont say that

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  • eukanuba98 02/25/2017

    Well sucks for him

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  • eukanuba98 02/25/2017

    you just have to find the right friends to stay awake all night, around a campfire, drinking, eating, talking, listening to music and howling at the fullmoon

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  • eukanuba98 02/25/2017

    why should you be sorry it sure can´t hurt his feelings anymore

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  • eukanuba98 02/25/2017

    darwin would be proud of us

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  • eukanuba98 02/24/2017

    posting this on a page like this is a little ironic don´t you think so :D but hy lets make a survey: who feels lonely at the moment?? *rises hand*

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  • eukanuba98 02/23/2017

    or set the people on fire

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  • eukanuba98 02/23/2017

    ad victoriam, non sibi, sed deo

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  • eukanuba98 02/23/2017

    Und heute werd ich erst morgen ins bett gehen :D primär weil ich ner freundin zum geburtstag gratulieren will aber trotzdem

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  • eukanuba98 02/23/2017

    this isn´t in the actual show just so you know :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/22/2017

    oh shit he is flying :O

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  • eukanuba98 02/22/2017

    the first ones like "oh shit look at how majestic i am" and the others just "like i give a fuck" :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/21/2017

    mal sehen ob sichs bei mir auch als glück herausstellt :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/21/2017

    not if you are brave enough to break free

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  • eukanuba98 02/20/2017
    about Change

    69

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  • eukanuba98 02/20/2017

    this guy is without doubt one of the greatest badasses in history if you do a little research about his life you find out how truly awesome he was

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  • eukanuba98 02/19/2017

    none since she can sit on top

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  • eukanuba98 02/19/2017

    knutschflecken schon kratzspuren weniger :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/19/2017

    "du stirbst nicht wenn ich im diesnt bin!" :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/17/2017

    it never says normal actually

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  • eukanuba98 02/17/2017

    I never watched that so no idea just wanted to inform about the Disney thing

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  • eukanuba98 02/16/2017

    this was actually propaganda against the nazis you genius and they are really worth watching because they are so funny :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/16/2017

    Immer gefolgt von irgendeinem Zitat das ihr grad einfällt

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  • eukanuba98 02/16/2017

    Typische Verabschiedung zu mir " guade nocht, schlof guad and may the odds be ever in your favor" kommt meist erst um halb eins

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  • eukanuba98 02/15/2017

    Hey solang sie glücklich is passt eh alles für mein Gefühlsleben gilt was tot ist kann niemals sterben

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  • eukanuba98 02/15/2017

    So in der Art ja

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  • eukanuba98 02/14/2017

    willkommen im klub wolln wir zusammen schreiben?? :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/14/2017

    mine is probably fighting through a kneedeep mixture of blood, gore and mud while it´s vision is blurry and the hearing is limited to the monoton whing of bullets and shells raining down on a place like hell and hoping that everything just ends and it doesn´t have to suffer anymore from this inferno

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  • eukanuba98 02/14/2017

    guide "how to offend everyone and once": the ....(.) one sucks!!

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  • eukanuba98 02/14/2017

    jackie... none of this is real!

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  • eukanuba98 02/14/2017

    The Trick is it isnt cheating if you have no girlfriend

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  • eukanuba98 02/13/2017

    the dark tower never read a better book series

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  • eukanuba98 02/13/2017

    nummer 15 ist ein besen kein zauberstab aber coole ideen

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  • eukanuba98 02/10/2017

    which is also latin for prostitute :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/09/2017

    Vergrößerungsglas!! pretty old but still german

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  • eukanuba98 02/08/2017

    if you count down all evil guys you would have a pretty fucking long list

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  • eukanuba98 02/08/2017

    21 days :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/08/2017

    there is also the theory that this is actually the hand of the heart queen who is trying to kill him (if you put the two next too each other you will see) and this is because as the heart represents love it shows that love might kill you (emotionally) without you knowing

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  • eukanuba98 02/07/2017

    we have such stairs in our classroom and i can confirm they are pretty zombie safe since even if they get up near the top if they fall they fall down completly

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  • eukanuba98 02/07/2017

    Look at all parts of history since there is no wrong or right part as long as it is the truth you find

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  • eukanuba98 02/06/2017

    I don´t like hummus

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  • eukanuba98 02/06/2017

    That is perfect

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  • eukanuba98 02/05/2017

    ich finds jetzt aber auch nicht so häßlich dass es weg müsste ich mein ja es gibt natürlich schönere aber naja

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  • eukanuba98 02/05/2017

    also ich frag mich ja immer wieso ich ein tattoo entfernen soll wenn es nicht grade irgentwas über die maßen dämliches ist (politisch, potthäßlich, im gesicht oder sonst sowas)

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  • eukanuba98 02/05/2017

    why wouldn´t I ?? maybe as refernce

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  • eukanuba98 02/05/2017

    what the heck is the problem the food has been paid so there is no problem for the manager

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  • eukanuba98 02/05/2017

    nope the one with the batmansymbol in black and white is the exact same picture as the one she send me as she got it and yeah she actually has the same

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  • eukanuba98 02/04/2017

    at the moment i just really wonder how you got a photo of the tattoo of one of my best friends

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  • eukanuba98 02/03/2017

    Aber die ausdrücke sind vollkommen paradox Berliner mit Hirn sowas gibt's doch nicht

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  • eukanuba98 02/03/2017

    Als Österreicher blutet mir grad das Herz

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  • eukanuba98 02/03/2017

    Obn kummt nua staubzucka aufi :D

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  • eukanuba98 02/02/2017

    respect is something earned not give

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  • eukanuba98 02/01/2017

    last words you gonna hear: "If you acknowledge any gods... start praying, now!"

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  • eukanuba98 02/01/2017

    guter ansatz aber ganz so leicht wirds dann halt doch nicht sein

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  • eukanuba98 02/01/2017

    The witcher 3 blood and wine dettlaff

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  • eukanuba98 01/31/2017

    Yeah we killed each other over a hand of berries sounds great

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  • eukanuba98 01/29/2017

    never played any dark souls since everybody says it´s so difficult with keybord and i really, rally can´t handle a controller

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  • eukanuba98 01/29/2017

    the trick is don´t be nice if you don´t get a benefit from it

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  • eukanuba98 01/29/2017

    first one is who?

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    ich als österreicher seh michs elbst natürlich auch nicht als nato mitglied aber ich weiß dass wenn wir zu diskutieren anfangen es bald unfreundlich werden dürfte also lassen wir das besser und sagen einfach jedem seine eigene meinung ok?

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    let´s not start a total war over this even though he was left 4 dead, but just cause one guy did this we all don´t have to cry of fear. (ok can´t think of anymore bad jokes)

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    from this day to the ending of the world, we in it shall be remembered, we lucky few, we band of brothers

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    at the first glance i thought it´s the new austrian president

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    actually yes because there is a reason doctors have such a "sloppy" handwriting

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    die daesh schon mal nicht

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    thats a methaphor :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    well pretty realistic actually

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    thanks

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  • eukanuba98 01/28/2017

    Movie? ?

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  • eukanuba98 01/24/2017

    geht übrigens auch mit so4 (vll auch nur mit bisschen akzent)

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2017

    just close your eyes and imagine you are in a room with seven doors, open the middle one. you enter a cave and find your spirit animal listen too it and follow him it will lead you to whatever you desire

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2017

    thats one of the first statements i can totally rlate too

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2017

    psst can you keep a secret *leans over desk* in reality all cows are purple and brown, black or white cows are just an eu project to camouflage them from the eagles ;)

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2017

    or vegan feminists oh hazy already mentioned them

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2017

    you know what i mean

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  • eukanuba98 01/23/2017

    you don´t even have to eat that healthy just not like a lawnmower

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  • eukanuba98 01/22/2017

    ja und tattoos verschwinden dann auch

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  • eukanuba98 01/22/2017

    also if you hold the phone com pletly upside down it won´t change

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  • eukanuba98 01/22/2017

    yes because you aren´t american :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/22/2017

    is it right if i say that i know him from a side that isn´t suitable for kids??

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  • eukanuba98 01/21/2017

    waiting for it

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  • eukanuba98 01/21/2017

    very nice against terrorist :D but i guess there will still be normal controlls because of drug smuggle or else

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  • eukanuba98 01/20/2017

    hoffe ich doch

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  • eukanuba98 01/20/2017

    naja n bisschen hätte aber ruhig länger dauern können und eine schlacht wär auch nett gewesen aber der aufmarsch des heers war einfach episch

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  • eukanuba98 01/19/2017

    hui die söhne von ragnar warn aber schön unentspannt :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/19/2017

    maybe brother like "brothers in arms"? just thinking about that or more like hoping

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    ich warte schon die ganze zeit drauf :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    und jetz eine frage die sich glaub ich niemand ausser mir mehr stellt wo zur hölle ist thorunn abgeblieben?

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    mir ist ubbe immer viel sympatischer undbjörn ist von den lebenden wikingern sowieso mein lieblingscharakter

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    ja höchstwahrscheinlich ich frag mich ja auch was mit lagertha passiert

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    eckbert mag ich eigentlich sogar ich hab die szene so gefeiert als er mit ragnar betrunken über religion diskutiert hat

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    ich bin mal gespannt seh mir grad "the great army" an :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    dachte schon ich wär der einzige hier der die serie schaut

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    Ich will kuchen

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  • eukanuba98 01/18/2017

    Lol I actually mean Lucifer our lord

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  • eukanuba98 01/17/2017

    meine mutter hatte lange zeit einen buick, danach einen jeep ford ist eigentlich auch n bisschen verbreitet und motorräder sieht man genug von honda oder noch besser harley also die können sich nicht beschweren

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  • eukanuba98 01/16/2017

    shots are easy it gets a bit difficult after like three quaters of a bottle of whisky

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  • eukanuba98 01/16/2017

    First that was a joke second i am more the kill or get killed guy

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  • eukanuba98 01/15/2017

    ban male muslims! ;)

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  • eukanuba98 01/15/2017

    well she could have also told normaly about that she doesn´t like the signs and that he may remove them but no she chose to be a prick and run over his property

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  • eukanuba98 01/15/2017

    schadenfreude means that you are happy if someone else fails with something like if you laugh if someones slipping on a banana just as an example

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  • eukanuba98 01/15/2017

    Panzerkampfwagen Schadenfreude! as someone who speak german i am just laughing my ass of because you had no better idea :D what about Blitzkrieg ;)

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  • eukanuba98 01/14/2017

    yes for lifetime i guess

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  • eukanuba98 01/12/2017

    Sounds fun why not but i am not really playing much at the Moment

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  • eukanuba98 01/11/2017

    Rainbow six siege und gta v hört sich doch gut an :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/11/2017

    mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

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  • eukanuba98 01/11/2017

    You can play that game much easier and undefinitly in german morgen, übermorgen, überübermorgen and so on at least here in Austria

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2017

    cheers to you and have a nice evening

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2017

    yes you may be right here i just love the way especially slavic or celtic tales are they just have that special flair (or maybe it´s just because of my heritage)

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2017

    i´m one/eight bohemian and my grandmother tells me very many tales so i guess they were widespread or at least some kind of similar

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2017

    î think i have actually heard about that story (or something similar) so yes i think you got it right

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  • eukanuba98 01/10/2017

    hat sie aber besser gehalten als erwartet

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  • eukanuba98 01/08/2017

    well you forgot about the fact that middle europeans actually have brains different from americans

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  • eukanuba98 01/08/2017

    so do knives, cars, planes, explosives, toxic substances or simple knowledge

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  • eukanuba98 01/07/2017

    shiny dich kennen vermutlich mehr leute

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2017

    nein 1jux perverse sind denk ich schlimmer :D normale perverse haben eine gewisse schmerzgrenze

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2017

    stimmt das ist mal ein guter einfall bloss wie soll man da zwischen normalen perversen und 1jux perversen unterscheiden?

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2017

    wieso entwickelt sich hier eigentlich alles in so eine richtung :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/06/2017

    what is this fockin maggot talking ´bout?

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2017

    hände hintern kopf und finger knacken lassen?

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2017

    ok stimmt die tatsache dass man darüber diskutiert ein geheimzeichen zu erfinden legt das schon sehr nahe

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2017

    einige (ich kenne viele Kinder weil ich ab und zu im Kindergarten aushelfe)

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2017

    Du findest mehr menschen die sich im intimbereich kraulen als in der nase bohren? wohnt ihr eigentlich im rotlichviertel?

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2017

    not a very good time if they give you that mixing proportion i guess the god that 1/3:2/3 wrong

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  • eukanuba98 01/05/2017

    hört sich nach einer lannister hochburg an

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  • eukanuba98 01/04/2017

    bin ein 98er und kenn sie :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/04/2017

    zu jung für die addams family?

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  • eukanuba98 01/03/2017

    i knew i wasn´t the only one doing this always :D

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  • eukanuba98 01/02/2017

    Das tut ja weh wie die im Hintergrund die waffe hält

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  • eukanuba98 01/01/2017

    just a little question isn´t the smoke kinda miasmatic because of the plastic?

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  • eukanuba98 12/31/2016

    atually rule 34 seems to be real

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  • eukanuba98 12/31/2016

    what did you expected that i did :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/31/2016

    there is porn of iq??

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  • eukanuba98 12/31/2016

    who heck can listen to stockhausen

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  • eukanuba98 12/30/2016

    Damnit

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  • eukanuba98 12/30/2016

    i mean have you ever seen lizarpeople with mustaches? maybe the space nazis but not many

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  • eukanuba98 12/30/2016

    i mean that´s just unrealistic

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  • eukanuba98 12/30/2016

    ok you just made it weird

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  • eukanuba98 12/30/2016

    aliens? illuminati? space nazis? time travelling lizardpeople?

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2016

    my crush has the nickname "the curse that weighs on my life" and everybody gets who is meant

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2016

    was war er früher? sieht aus wie ein asiatischer mexikaner

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2016

    begging isn´t really possible with that thing in your face and believe me you beg after one second straight

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2016

    tja viel schlimmer sah er dadurch auch nicht aus

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  • eukanuba98 12/29/2016

    i got so far i know the nato alphabet

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  • eukanuba98 12/28/2016

    in austria we call these girls "standgebläse"

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  • eukanuba98 12/27/2016

    of fucking course :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/27/2016

    no problem munich sucks too ;)

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  • eukanuba98 12/27/2016

    wo bleibt das gif?? oder besser das video!

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  • eukanuba98 12/25/2016

    that explains why a german friend of mine always visits us in december :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/25/2016

    ok i just asume you speak german but lets make it in english for everyone to understand you don´t have that in germany anymore?? i always thaught it happens there too

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  • eukanuba98 12/25/2016

    well than you are obviously in a pussy country ;) here in austria this is still a thing and we have an event called "Perchtenlauf" (just google it pictures say more thanh thousand words)

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  • eukanuba98 12/24/2016

    wondered about what?

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  • eukanuba98 12/24/2016

    hach ja hopfenblüteneistee

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  • eukanuba98 12/22/2016

    Jey

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  • eukanuba98 12/18/2016

    wie wärs wenn auf der Isola delle Correnti mit dem Fahren anfängst und wir uns am skagerrak treffen dann könntest du sicher jeden mitnehmen

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  • eukanuba98 12/18/2016

    mich bitte

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  • eukanuba98 12/18/2016

    gulasch, bier und kekse !!

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  • eukanuba98 12/15/2016

    Maybe not the best joke to bring with a hitman Background

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  • eukanuba98 12/14/2016

    ok two possibilities this girl grows up to get

    1.) a really really nice women with a genius style and and impressive character

    or 2.) a feminist

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  • eukanuba98 12/13/2016

    well in some countries they do or sometimes they just hand it to the person in the house (may it be a girlfriend, family etc.) and require a signature

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  • eukanuba98 12/12/2016

    Amenadiel and lucifer :D i thought i were the only one here watching this show

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  • eukanuba98 12/11/2016

    und wer unhöflich ist kommt in die hölle um auf ewig in den feuern der verdammnis zu brennen

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  • eukanuba98 12/11/2016

    also mir wurde es schon so beigebracht

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  • eukanuba98 12/11/2016

    Austria so what?

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  • eukanuba98 12/11/2016

    you have no idea how much pain you have felt untill you look into the eyes of someone you love and you see nothing ... nothing but the glare of light

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  • eukanuba98 12/10/2016

    Well seems normal to me

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  • eukanuba98 12/10/2016

    yeah i got so far by googeling the name but i guess you have to watch the show

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  • eukanuba98 12/09/2016

    i don´t get the joke but the advice is very good

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  • eukanuba98 12/08/2016

    richtig gut wirds mit tee der mit stroh 80 gemacht wurde

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  • eukanuba98 12/08/2016

    wer braucht glühwein wenn man kambambuli hat :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/08/2016

    oder bei griechen

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  • eukanuba98 12/07/2016

    i laughed about this harder than i should but i didn´t laughed because germans don´t laugh

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  • eukanuba98 12/07/2016
    about School

    well to make jokes about something is different than that in my opinion because since it seems that this isn´t a middle european shool it could actually be that the parents have the political attitude that hitler has and feel free to show it so not sure if this is about mocking the teacher for not giving clear description of what is to do or it is to actually sympathise with nationalsocialism

    if it is a joke i have nothing to say against it because the only thing that protects us from pain, self hatred and doubt in my opinion is humor (may it be my taste or not) you can discuss if this goes too far but this is always a personal choice which can´t be decidet for everybody because everybody draws a different line how far humor is allowed to go

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  • eukanuba98 12/06/2016

    Danke grade noch rechtzeitig

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  • eukanuba98 12/05/2016

    love these kind of women

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  • eukanuba98 12/05/2016

    wir hatten in der Schule ein freiwillig verpflichtendes Wahlpflichtfach also paradoxer geht immer

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  • eukanuba98 12/04/2016

    die goldene mitte ist perfekt hat ja schon aristoteles gesagt

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  • eukanuba98 12/04/2016

    fake it would be 24 bottles

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  • eukanuba98 12/04/2016

    wow ich bin gerade im mittelding joghurt vom vortag, schmerzen vom saufen nach dem training und die freundin kennt zwar meinen namen nennt mich aber nur psycho :D

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  • eukanuba98 12/04/2016

    tja das ist jetz aber blöd

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  • eukanuba98 12/01/2016

    left one is relativly attractive but the bible bothers me a bit

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2016

    geistig schon

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2016

    might be wrong but i would say "daily life with a monstergirl"

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  • eukanuba98 11/30/2016

    With the last one i can agree

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  • eukanuba98 11/29/2016

    Well some things stay the same

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  • eukanuba98 11/28/2016

    Season 2 Episode 1 if i remember right

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  • eukanuba98 11/26/2016

    i mean how can someone be so homophobic she is literally wanting gay people to starve this is so inhumane

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  • eukanuba98 11/26/2016

    wow i wish i were a prison gaurd or talanted

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  • eukanuba98 11/26/2016

    *throws a matchbox car at him* so where are my 5 million?

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  • eukanuba98 11/26/2016

    that´s ... that´s ... that´s actually pretty damn accurate

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  • eukanuba98 11/25/2016

    Probably going to happen today

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  • eukanuba98 11/23/2016

    auch in der schule zu tode gesungen?

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  • eukanuba98 11/23/2016

    also ich hab nur deine geldtasche

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  • eukanuba98 11/23/2016

    and all that i can see is just a yellow lemon tree

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  • eukanuba98 11/22/2016

    Danke schön werd mich mal umsehen danach

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2016

    chloroform?

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2016

    tinder?

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  • eukanuba98 11/21/2016

    bitte sag mir dass das ein spiel ist das man sich normal holen kann

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  • eukanuba98 11/20/2016

    oder jemand der die eben lächerlich machen will

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  • eukanuba98 11/19/2016

    und ein bisschen bissig ;)

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  • eukanuba98 11/18/2016

    und nach n paar mehr mililitern hast du vergessen wieso dir schlecht war

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  • eukanuba98 11/18/2016

    just started that game too

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  • eukanuba98 11/18/2016

    Ich fand das glaub ich lustiger als ich sollte

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  • eukanuba98 11/17/2016

    dann wärs aber nicht so lustig

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  • eukanuba98 11/17/2016

    oh wirklich juhu :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/17/2016

    doch wirklich und wir sind zum schluss gekommen das globusse gleich wie atlasse sich einfach nur dämlich anhört

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  • eukanuba98 11/17/2016

    wir haben heute in der schule diskutiert was jetzt eigentlich richtig ist globen oder globusse

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  • eukanuba98 11/15/2016

    beatiful? she´s scary af

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  • eukanuba98 11/14/2016

    true that´s racist

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2016

    wouldn´t pig be more fitting?? cow would be better for hillary

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2016

    actually i have hope that this was the right decision

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2016

    that actually sounds kinda good

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  • eukanuba98 11/13/2016

    a good friend of mine once said "the worst thing tattoos is that one day they will be the best looking part of you"

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2016

    welcome to the club

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2016

    achso na dann ab zum studio und piercen lassen aber dann schon mit widerhaken ;)

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2016

    ja dafür kann man sie ja rausnehmen können schätz ich

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  • eukanuba98 11/12/2016

    also ein piercing so bei den finger wäre wohl die dämlichste stelle die ich mir vorstellen kann

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  • eukanuba98 11/10/2016

    Eben nicht

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  • eukanuba98 11/10/2016

    ich hab diese sendung nie gesehen (österreicher) aber ich würde sagen das ist eher eine representation der meinung in deutschland und nicht eine prognose oder?

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  • eukanuba98 11/09/2016

    also dann wäre zumindest der erste teil des dritten punktes nicht komplett fürn arsch

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  • eukanuba98 11/09/2016

    what?

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  • eukanuba98 11/03/2016

    i like it

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  • eukanuba98 11/03/2016

    white chocolate: you are racist and probably worship hitler or something

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  • eukanuba98 11/03/2016

    oh ja definitiv

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  • eukanuba98 11/03/2016

    kann man als scharfschütze auch

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  • eukanuba98 11/02/2016

    vll meint er mit equipment auch das mauspad oder dass das mit der handhaltung bei der maus zusammenhängt

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2016

    it´s a chicken :D

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2016

    damnit english you are just cracking my brain

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2016

    naja schlechtes equipment ist relativ und dass kommt an der rechten hand vom maushalten und übern tisch ziehen also als so ne art druckstelle dafür muss man aber wirklich abartig viel spielen schon fast (oder ich hab einfach kein so "schlechtes" equipment dass das kommt auch wenn ich jetzt nicht wüsste was da genau schuld sein soll

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2016

    i just wanted to write the same thing

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  • eukanuba98 11/01/2016

    aber dafür gibt´s doch bier :O

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  • eukanuba98 10/31/2016

    ahh now i get it i actually know the episode but didn´t really remembert it

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  • eukanuba98 10/31/2016

    ok i watched it actually a lot but i still don´t get it what has spongebob to do with 3 dolphins??

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  • eukanuba98 10/31/2016

    ok seems like i haven´t got a childhood

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  • eukanuba98 10/31/2016

    willkommen im klub bloss is es hier nummer 5

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  • eukanuba98 10/23/2016

    whats that first pic? cannibals or something bad i guess?

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  • eukanuba98 10/23/2016

    ok deal

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  • eukanuba98 10/22/2016

    actually yes i can so?

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  • eukanuba98 10/18/2016

    bissi aundra akzent aba nua a gaunz klans bissi

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  • eukanuba98 10/18/2016

    ich weiß obwohl ich weiß jetz nicht wäre ve nicht fe? oder sprecht ihr das in deutschland anders aus als hier unten bei uns österreichern?

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  • eukanuba98 10/17/2016

    that would be more of a scotsman joke if you take that as the point

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  • eukanuba98 10/17/2016

    yeah but simply saying it´s unhealthy is a bit exorbitant and well at the moment i am the only measurement i have so

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  • eukanuba98 10/17/2016

    i can see my fucking ribs and i am neither skinny nor really muscular so that has nothing to do with unhealthy (bmi is 21,3 so compßletly normal)

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  • eukanuba98 10/17/2016

    i don´t know how expensive parking in ny is but this is actually pretty clever i would say so not really a blonde joke

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  • eukanuba98 10/16/2016

    on the last picture the 4th one just looks like "ok are we done yet? i´m tired of this unimaginative punishment"

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  • eukanuba98 10/15/2016

    if she wouldn´t wear so much makeup she would look really good

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  • eukanuba98 10/15/2016

    achso na dann erklärt das alles

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  • eukanuba98 10/15/2016

    dann machst du irgentwas falsch wie viele waffen (irgendeiner art) liegen den bei dir in reichweite? ich kann da vollkommen ruhig schlafen

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  • eukanuba98 10/15/2016

    wo liegt da das problem? sofern man nicht davon ausgeht dass jeder der einen schlüssel findet sofort zum einbrecher mutiert

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  • eukanuba98 10/14/2016

    in german we just say w like we without e or something liek that no idea how to explain that

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  • eukanuba98 10/13/2016

    zu punkt 1 oder mach dir aus das herumhuren okay ist (natürlich nur wenn der deal für beide seiten gilt)

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  • eukanuba98 10/11/2016

    der ist für den TV den totalen volksempfänger

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  • eukanuba98 10/10/2016

    vielleicht ne bisschen große pupille aber ansonsten sehen die ziemlich normal aus

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  • eukanuba98 10/10/2016

    i always wonder what shools you guys visit when you post this and say "lies they tell you in shool" or such things because i knew every single thing in that article thanks too shool (except that lincoln thing because damnit who cares about america)

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  • eukanuba98 10/09/2016

    ich verstehs eh mein kommentar war ja auch nicht böse gemeint aber der titel ist n bisschen irreführend aber das mit den bildern kenn ich die entstehen meist nur vor 10 uhr maximal

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  • eukanuba98 10/09/2016

    wieso traurig? ich komm auch grad von so einer nacht heim und das einzig traurige ist dass ich ne woche warten muss um sowas wieder zu machen

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  • eukanuba98 10/09/2016

    well i would say "better!"

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  • eukanuba98 10/08/2016

    they don´t really look like crusaders more like vikings but pillaging is always a great idea

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  • eukanuba98 10/07/2016

    und ich muss jtz ein jahr warten um drüber lachen zu können weil ichs gestern nicht gesehen hab :,(

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  • eukanuba98 10/07/2016

    der eine erinnert mich iwie an charles dickens :D

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  • eukanuba98 10/05/2016

    crusader girlfriend checkmate

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  • eukanuba98 10/01/2016

    gut vielleicht nicht gott aber ich glaub dem typen ises trotzdem lieber er darf sein geld behalten

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  • eukanuba98 09/24/2016

    i know that feeling too :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/21/2016

    ach warum wusste ich das bocu no pico auf platz 1 landet sooo schlimm wie alle tun war der jetzt auch wieder nicht

    ps.: kurze zeit nachdem ich das gesehen hab ist mein profilbild entstanden drückt ziemlich gut den gemütszustand beim anschauen aus :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/19/2016
    about Lavatanz

    ich seh da eigentlich shemenhaft eher eine bösartige gottheit die sich auf der dunkelheit nähert um die schächliche menschenrasse zu vernichten

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  • eukanuba98 09/19/2016

    das war vor der zeit

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  • eukanuba98 09/18/2016

    am i the only one who really liked suicide squad?

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  • eukanuba98 09/18/2016

    uch hatte früher ein kleines plüschpony das salami hieß :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/16/2016

    oder was abartiges und so weit ich das beurteilen könnte wären meine träume teilweise um welten besser als sämtliche horrorfilme

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  • eukanuba98 09/14/2016

    https://de.1jux.net/491352 hab hier mal kurz ein bild dazu gemacht

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  • eukanuba98 09/14/2016

    wichtiger als das hier auf jeden fall :D und es hört sich epischer an allein schon wegen whisky

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  • eukanuba98 09/14/2016

    also bei mir geht nur das nato alphabet aber dafür komplett

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    logical answer lye on your back and set her on you problem solved

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    vielleicht besser

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    ok klar

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    nein kenn ich noch nicht aber das hört sich echt lustig an und ich glaub wenn du eh fb hast sollten wir hier vielleicht nicht den kommentarbereich vollspammen

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    ja dacht ich mir nämlich kurz

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    oh ich glaube der wird mir gefallen sonst noch empfehlungen?

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    ja ich glaub den muss ich mir ansehen

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    danke deins auch

    bei mir kommts vielleicht daher dass ich recht oft mit ner freundin aus irland skype

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    nope i don´t know that one but i guess i´ll have to watch it

    nebenbei ich glaube wir reden beide deutsch oder?

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  • eukanuba98 09/13/2016

    my frined with whom i watched this the first time couldn´t even look at the screen and nearly had to vomit :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/12/2016

    damn

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  • eukanuba98 09/12/2016

    is it bad that i laughed like a maniac during the scene in oldboy where he tortures this guy ??

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    *high five* :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    what did you expected that i did?? they are writing no fucking diaries anymore

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    what did you expected that i did?? they are writing no fucking diaries anymore

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    meeeh that´s what they in my basement told me too

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    eigentlich schon aber die heutige verwendung ist da glaube ich eher gemeint also habt ihr beide recht im prinzip

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    greek for example and they have some really good stuff

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  • eukanuba98 09/11/2016

    not if you cain them in your basement and brutally torture them until they are barely alive and really beg for their dead and then let them recover a bit and then repeat that proceture

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  • eukanuba98 09/10/2016

    and as shown in the second part fo the picture it only leads to more violence if you don´t use enough

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  • eukanuba98 09/09/2016

    i suddenly feel the strong urge to buy two model planes and fly them into this :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/08/2016

    ich schätze schon

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  • eukanuba98 09/07/2016

    why should invisibility in the dark be useless?? even if it´s pretty dark you still cans ee something but not if that something is invisible

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  • eukanuba98 09/07/2016

    what is he going to do suck you to deatch?? :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    deutscher?

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    ausgezeichnet das wir das geklärt hätten ich würde vorschlagen wir legen die diskussion bei

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    wow man kann nomen doch steigern :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    ich dachte eher ans aussehen :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    ps.: auf einmal erinnere ich mich an die muhmen aus the witcher 3 :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    du hast vergessen videospiele mit weiblichen protagonistinnen die gut aussehen

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  • eukanuba98 09/06/2016

    1.) ich hab dich nie dumm genannt 2.) ich hatte auch nie französisch da ich altgriechisch gewählt habe 3.) ich glaube wir reden komplett aneinander vorbei

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  • eukanuba98 09/05/2016

    man muss dabei ja nicht nüchtern sein :D

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  • eukanuba98 09/05/2016

    oh contraire mon ami das geht auch noch wen man technisch gesehen erwachsen sein sollte oder was ist mit schlammcatchen

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  • eukanuba98 09/04/2016

    if the voice inside my head is my soulmate well then good luck humanity

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  • eukanuba98 09/04/2016

    still not as bad as most politicans

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  • eukanuba98 09/02/2016

    achso

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  • eukanuba98 09/02/2016

    fals schreibt man mit zwei l´s ich dachte das war ein eigens ausgelegter köder für corni

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  • eukanuba98 09/02/2016

    war das absicht??

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  • eukanuba98 09/02/2016

    echt jetzt mit 18 schon?

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  • eukanuba98 09/01/2016

    jalan atthirari anni

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  • eukanuba98 09/01/2016

    i am just laughing my ass of

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  • eukanuba98 08/30/2016

    postet bitte jemand ein bild mit rechtschreibfehler und schaut obs ihm gut geht

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  • eukanuba98 08/30/2016

    you can hum with your nose closed but only for a very short time if you start to hum before then close your nose and then you will feel like you die because you can´t do that shit anymore

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  • eukanuba98 08/29/2016

    ja aber bewaffnet sind die gemein ich mein hats chon mal jemand gehört dass sich eine frau mit einem kaktus befriedigt? das wäre echt mutig (oder sehr sehr dumm)

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  • eukanuba98 08/28/2016

    du hast den schweinsbraten vergessen

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  • eukanuba98 08/26/2016

    this suddenly reminds me why i prefer the punisher over most other superheros

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  • eukanuba98 08/26/2016

    i can´t quite agree with calling the irish car bomb the worst mistake i ever made it´s actually a pretty good idea

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  • eukanuba98 08/26/2016

    best way to solve such a situation

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  • eukanuba98 08/25/2016

    great idea

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  • eukanuba98 08/25/2016

    scheiß auf 14 liter wasser 14 kilo munition wären in diesem falle angebrachter

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  • eukanuba98 08/24/2016

    it should say cats cating (i know thats not a real word (i guess) ) but this is actually what cats to most of the time so i am refering this kind of behavior as cating

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  • eukanuba98 08/23/2016

    yes it actually is

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  • eukanuba98 08/22/2016

    no light black is a darker grey then dark white

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  • eukanuba98 08/21/2016

    hmm? kill the president? aye i can do that *psychopathic smile* but let´s wait until it´s trump´s turn then nobody will judge me

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  • eukanuba98 08/21/2016

    wow you you just pointed out i am even more useless than this pencil well thank you :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/21/2016

    this is by far the best name for grey i have ever heard

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  • eukanuba98 08/20/2016

    during the night of my 18th birthday i dreamed that i sit in a motel in danmark with a khajiit and a 1,75 meters high pinguin who tattooed me a pentagramm on my right shoulder and then later let me drive in his lamborghini so if this happens in real live i don´t just freak out for a couple of seconds but for very long

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  • eukanuba98 08/18/2016
    about Batmobile

    just came back from watching it oh my god this movie is so awesome if you haven´t watched it now i would recomment it (especially if you like weird humor)

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  • eukanuba98 08/17/2016

    langsam gehen mir diese scheiß bemerkungen am arsch vorallem da sie meist von solchen typen kommen die in bars dann erst wieder versuchen nen one night stand zu bekommen is doch jeden seine eigene sache wie oft und wem er fickt

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2016

    the funniest thing is that as far as i remember the fox robin hood is the only one who holds the bow correctly :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2016

    viel spaß beim kleine kinder ermorden

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2016

    well first near east is doomed then china/russia is not that much doomed and then one of these 2(or both) will doom america and then everybody is happy except america but hey colleteral damage

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2016

    i was like: "damn that poor guy what has he done to deserve to date such a maniac "

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2016

    und mit weniger mitteln

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  • eukanuba98 08/16/2016

    völkerball?? das ist doch blödsinn ich wär eher für sowas im stile der hungerspiele

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  • eukanuba98 08/15/2016

    number 3: losing 72 kg getting new haircolour and lots of tattoos i can approve that helps :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/15/2016

    i could run a flute through you eye to drink your brain fluid :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/14/2016

    ja hättest du wirklich wie kannst du es auch nur wagen unseren glorreichen führer als diktator zu beleidigen ;)

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  • eukanuba98 08/13/2016

    ok lässt sich einrichten da hab ich noch n paar daheim herumliegen welcher war den deiner der mit der schlange oder mit dem der griechischen inschrift?

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  • eukanuba98 08/13/2016

    deinen schatz? war das der goldene oder der silberne?

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  • eukanuba98 08/13/2016

    bin am dienstag nochmal beim lieferanten zum testen soll ich dir was mitnehmen?

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    me too :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    nein deutschland (zumindest meiner erfahrung nach)

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    bunte pillen kommen wieder im mo´natsvorrat ab ersten oktober kostenpflichtig aber ich hab mit dem liferanten gesprochen wir bekommen die septemberlieferung gratis

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    bunt is leider aus es gibt nur noch tiefdunkle pillen der fürchterlichen depression und unvorstellbarer ttraurigkeit

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    ich dachte das wär nintendos job oder meinst du nicht die mit dem langen schwarzen ledermantel und dem netten köpfchen auf der mütze?

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    da is man mal ne stunde weg und floh fängt an mit seinem immaginären freund zu streiten also echt :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    ja also ich seh bei deiner aufzählung da keine nachteile oder so die alten flaggen waren auch noch hüber

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    i know that feeling but here first words to me where during dance class was "one wrong move and i will squeeze" she said that while the fingernail of her thumb was scratching on my throat so she never tried to appear as a nice girl :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    if someone ever asks me if i think animals can become warlords i will show him this picture

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016

    also über den zweiten ja aber beim ersten wärs jetz nicht so schlimm gewesen dann hätten wir nämlich wahrscheinlich noch unsere gute alte hymne und nicht diesen neuen mist mit dem töchtersöhne scheiß

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  • eukanuba98 08/12/2016
    about Batmobile

    ok i guess i´m gonna watch and just so you know for a short moment i was like wtf because i just read "audiences appeared to like SS better than critics" adn didn´t got it it is short for suicide squad

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2016
    about Batmobile

    i have heard a lot of "bad" critics about suicide squad and i am thinking if it´s worth watching the premiere when it comes out in my country

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2016

    it actually took me a while i thaught this little thing is a flower because i couldn´t concentrate on it

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2016

    i still try to get the fail in the 10. picture

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2016

    it would have saved here more than that to study because she probably wouldn´t go to shool then

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2016

    weiterer nutzen für waffenbesitzer: kondome eignen sich wunderbar dafür zu verhindern dass schmutz oder wasser vorne in den lauf reinkommt und abnehmen vor dem schießen kann man sich auch schenken weil das ding verflüchtig sich dann eh von selbst

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  • eukanuba98 08/11/2016

    gta v definitiv gelohnt für mich the division komplett für a und f also entweder is es ein voller erfolg oder ein griff ins klo

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  • eukanuba98 08/10/2016

    i don´t really get the point of this post can someone please explain it?

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  • eukanuba98 08/10/2016

    oh hab ich überlesen und wenn schon

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  • eukanuba98 08/10/2016

    may the odds be ever in your favor

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  • eukanuba98 08/10/2016

    wenn du noch mehr lernen willst olympiade ist der zeitraum zwischen zwei olympischen spielen ursprünglich kamen sie aus griechenland wo es 4 ortschaften gab die solche großen spiele verantstalteten und viele der sportarten die es damals gab werden heute nicht mehr abgehalten da sie naja auf widerstand stoßen könnten wie der hoplites der lauf in voller rüstung mit schild der war aber dann auch kürzer als der normale stadionlauf der ein stadion lang war (~192 m bzw. 600 griechische Fuß die Länge variiert aber je nach ort da nicht alle exakt gleich lang waren) tadaa griechenlandreise for the win :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/10/2016

    wenn er das während der olympiade macht bekommst du es eh nicht mit da das nicht übertragen wird sehen tun wir nur die olympischen spiele *klugscheißermodus deaktiviert*

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    naja pfeil und bogen sind doch n wenig einfacher als moderne waffen (finde ich) sich mit einem schwert wehzutun ist etwas schwieriger als sich durch den rückstoß eines gewehrs zu verletzen da man dort die absolute kontrolle trüber hat wohin genau und wie stark man zuschlägt (ich sag nicht dass man sich nicht trotzdem wehtun kann aber dazu muss man besondern dämlich sein oder einfach keine ahnung haben wie man das ding richtig hält)

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    jetz müsste man halt die vorgeschichte kennen es gibt ja auch genug leute die meinen sie seien rambo und brauchen sowas nicht und einführung wie man eine waffe hält ist ja sowieso überflüssig

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    ausser diejenigen die die waffe richtig halten

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    thats why the npcs always walk too slow

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    well a bit but not as much as these damn russians last time

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    yeah she is :D and always was

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    today is my brithday and my ex just gratulated me with the words "great job for not dying one more year"

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  • eukanuba98 08/09/2016

    thank gods i´m already jolly drunk :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/08/2016

    genau richtig um an den hungerspielen teilzunehmen wenn trump gewinnt also so schlimm ises auch nicht

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  • eukanuba98 08/08/2016

    ich schätze mal das photo wird im spital entstanden sein oder so und viertens welches Arschloch legt bitte Glasscherben in eine Rutsche? schlimmer sind nur noch diese Arschlöcher die Hunde vergiften o.ä.

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  • eukanuba98 08/07/2016

    i can still be a prick even if i present myself as the most honorable man alive it´s about who you truly are not how you present yourself

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  • eukanuba98 08/07/2016

    fake he didn´t shot back

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  • eukanuba98 08/06/2016

    ja minimum oder?

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  • eukanuba98 08/06/2016

    thanks for the advice this time ;)

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  • eukanuba98 08/05/2016

    at the beginning i thought this is about the so called gamer mark :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/05/2016
    about Das

    naja das passiert ja im endeffekt nicht so ganz

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  • eukanuba98 08/05/2016
    about Das

    wieso schwule und ehebrecher steinigen geht doch eh noch leicht, aber finde ne ziege mit 7 schädeln auf der du nach babylon reiten kannst (die vorhergehende aussage beansprucht nicht vollkommen wahrheitsgehalt im bezug auf den inhalt der bibel wiederzugeben)

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  • eukanuba98 08/04/2016

    ok whats supposed to be funny here?

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    wo kommt da was unjugendfreies vor?

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    if it is a joke it´s still funny if it´s true then i suddenly start to like obama

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    i can´t even give a nice conter because it would be a huge spoiler :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    hey some of the things i wrote in the book already became true so maybe we´ll have some kind of post apocalypse in like 4 or 5 years

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    well let the games begin :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    his last action was definitely the deathblow for his chance to get president

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    was hast du den auch erwartet :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    god i liked her at the beginning but now i fucking love her :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    kannte ihn schon aber mit dem akzent is er noch witziger :D

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    there is a camper behind that wall:

    cod: haha no problem+

    bf: damn i got not explosives and he is invulnerable behind a single layer of alu

    (don´t get me wrong i am a complete bf player but this always blows my mind when i shoot the exact point he is standing with a cal 50 and nothing happens except a little scratch on the wall)

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  • eukanuba98 08/02/2016

    hope i will good night buddy

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  • eukanuba98 08/01/2016

    you better be i tell you tomorow how my night was now i need a hard drink and a pack of cigarettes and yes you are right

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  • eukanuba98 08/01/2016

    guess why i can´t really sleep now just as information the only light here is the pc screen

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  • eukanuba98 08/01/2016

    thanks i just wanted to go to sleep now i don´t know if i can´t or if i really should now as much as possible

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    gut für den brexit vielleicht nicht so passend aber als genrelles urteil über die demokratie verdammt gut

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    dann versuch das mal ziemlich besoffen in einer gegend wo du dich kaum auskennst um 3 uhr morgens während du aufs klo musst DAS ist schwierig

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    bitte gerne aus dem ist auch die eine bekannte szene mit dem sniper die man hier auch ab und zu verarbeitet sieht

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    faneuropameister: irland

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    i know i know

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    well she also was a feminist so that isn´t even the worst

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    achso ja das war aber eher die vorraussetzung dass der einwand überhaupt funktioniert hat und nicht zu 100% der grund (zumindest der offizielle nicht)

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  • eukanuba98 07/11/2016

    ich weiß zwar nicht was du mit spanne zwischen den beiden lagern meinst aber soweit ich es mitbekommen habe hebn sich die fpöler aufgeregt dass irgentwas bei der briefwahl nicht richtig ausgezählt wurde oder so

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    it´s japan there is nothing unusual in japan

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    ok good to know

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    i´m still not convincet that you aren´t a sarcastic percert :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    i know what you are thinking but actually we never tried that just because i don´t get the point of that

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    not just because of this thing here but because of the character completly

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    oh god the last one :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    ohh the more things like this i read the more my girlfriend reminds me of a mixture of tracer and widowmaker

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    der soldat james ryan seit sieben verdammten monaten hab ich die szene gesucht und gestern zufällig gesehen :D

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    willkommen im klub

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    or even more if you missed the letter

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    hmm bundespräsi wahl in österreich ist im moment auch nicht besser

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    kommt auf die lebenseinstellung an

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    fisch hat da bei manchen so ne komische regelung weil es aus irgentwelchen gründen kein fleisch sein soll deshalb darf man dass auch von der kirche aus am freitag essen und blablabla

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  • eukanuba98 07/10/2016

    but his dead was awesome even though i actually liked him i had to laugh

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2016

    ohh sry

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2016

    someone who likes feed pretty sure just jerked off

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2016

    das hab ich erst letztens wieder mit einem machen können ja dorffeste sind schon was schönes vorallem mit der regelung im wald ist jeder 18 (bei uns findet da jährlich n fest bei ner kleinen kapelle statt)

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  • eukanuba98 07/09/2016

    genialer film

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  • eukanuba98 07/08/2016

    she looks like a weird anime version of the suicide squad harley and even then she wouldn´t fit for that role (not saying she is ugly but she just isn´t harley quinn)

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  • eukanuba98 07/08/2016

    all very nice except harley quinn i mean you can make a good harley in many ways but not like this

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  • eukanuba98 07/08/2016

    bei der machts ja eh keinen unterschied

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  • eukanuba98 07/08/2016

    zwischen ein wenig und soooo viel ist aber n breiter weg

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  • eukanuba98 07/08/2016

    du bist also auch einer dieser menschen der meist nur leicht lächelt und luft durch die nase rausbläst?

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    eben

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    wieso dass den?

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    wenn nur alle so einfach wären

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    that moment when you recognize the weapon before the pokemon

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    yeah he got it

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    alle fucking schulpc´s funktionieren bei uns mit dem und vorgestern sind sie auf die idee gekommen geben wir denen allen noch firefox und chrome und bei beiden funktionierts trotzdem nicht da die pc´s einfach so kacke sind dass sie es nicht packen

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  • eukanuba98 07/07/2016

    yeah i found that picture online again and showed it to my latin teacher

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  • eukanuba98 07/06/2016

    it took me a while to get it because didn´t read the thing on the bottle

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  • eukanuba98 07/06/2016

    wieso identitätsprobleme?

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  • eukanuba98 07/06/2016

    in my mind there comes up this scene from the 100 were bellami says "we are grounders!"

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  • eukanuba98 07/05/2016

    actually i played a drinking game with my frind lately which we called "zombie or model" i guess you can imagine how to play it but believe when you are drunk it´s sometimes really not easy to say who is who

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  • eukanuba98 07/05/2016

    she holds the arrow so wrong i can´t even focus on the rest of her because this bothers me so much

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  • eukanuba98 07/03/2016

    van gogh

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  • eukanuba98 07/03/2016

    98% aller amerikanischer frauen sind dicker als alle frauen also ist diese aussage sowieso sinnlos

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  • eukanuba98 07/02/2016

    worst of all

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  • eukanuba98 07/02/2016

    faith in húmanity again a little bit restored

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  • eukanuba98 07/02/2016

    zumindest teilweise

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2016

    dafaq did i just read :O

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2016

    ja das ist mir schon klar aber ich wollte nur klarstellen dass ich keiner dieser intelligenzbolzen bin der meint jeder sollte eine waffe besitzen dürfen weil ja eh nix passieren kann

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  • eukanuba98 07/01/2016

    ok genauere ausführung diese umfälle sind nicht passiert weil die regale scheiße sind sondern weil die menschen zu dumm sind um sie richtig zu benutzen(in diesem fall zu fixieren) aber das bedeutet nicht dass jeder der dieses regal kauft so dumm sein muss es gibt auch menschen die wissen wie man es richtig aufbaut gleiches gilt auch für waffen ich kenne genug menschen die oft genug mit waffen hantieren und noch nie ist irgentjemandem von denen etwas passiert da sie wissen wie man damit umgeht also ist es meiner meinung nach sinnlos waffen generell zu verbieten sondern man müsste einfach ähnlich wie hierzulande beweisen dass man verantwortungsvoll damit umgehen kann

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  • eukanuba98 06/30/2016

    your defence is terrified !

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  • eukanuba98 06/30/2016

    ancient greek (3 years) and latin (5 years)

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  • eukanuba98 06/30/2016

    die allesamt nicht ordnungsgemäss an der wand befestigt wurden genauso wie die waffen bei den meisten vorfällen nicht ordnungsgemäss gehandelt wurden also schiebt es bitte auf die vollidioten und nicht auf das ding

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  • eukanuba98 06/30/2016

    the last one´s actually pretty good

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  • eukanuba98 06/28/2016

    kinn hoch und geht schon

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  • eukanuba98 06/28/2016

    schon ab 1,20 meter?

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  • eukanuba98 06/28/2016

    will grigg´s on fire sag ich nur :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/28/2016

    gerade heute einen gesehen mit gb und dem ring sie alle zu knechten ;) hab irgentwie einen lachkrampf bekommen

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  • eukanuba98 06/26/2016

    gut stimmt auch wieder aber zumindest bei uns redet man nicht so (steiermark)

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    also das hört sich für mich als österreicher fast schon deutsch an

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    ok i respect that actually i can understand your point pretty well but i don´t feel like this is wronhg or disturbing maybe because i grewe up in a family of soldiers so maybe i´ve got slightly different moral standarts

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    i don´t know if you actually fear in that moment when you are fighting there if you are a really good soldier you don´t feel anything there you just do what you have to do in order to survive

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    who said to defend something you have to fear? and if he felt nothing there is a difference a serial killer has some kind of thrill in his actions

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    it a differnce if you are a serial killer who kills for fun or you are killing to defend you, your country, family or whatever you love so in my opinion it isn´t wrong in any way (but i get your point)

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    i think he even said (not sure if it was him or lyudmila pavlichenko) : "i just did was i was told to do as good as i could"

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    das ist die wahrheit

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    i don´t think it is disturbing or even scary or whatever that he didn´t felt anything except the recoil

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    das monster unter meinem bett hat angst vor mir

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    actually why not?

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    yeah he killed 505 man who could have possibly killed him

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  • eukanuba98 06/25/2016

    also ich hätte das als steirer eher der schweiz zugeordnet oder so was soll das für ein dialekt sein?

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    guinness anyone?

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    ja heute noch nen post unter negativ bewertet gesehen dachte mir "mal schauen was es neues gibt" und puff account weg

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    am i the only one who doesn´t thinks this is disturbing i mean for me it is completly clear that a gun has recoil and you probably feel it

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    deshalb heilen bei mir schnitte so schnell wenn ich mich selbst umarme

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    1.) the kid of batman and the predator

    2.)a violett koala bear with spider eyes and piranja teeth

    3.)a old dog who wears viking helemt very wrong

    whisky tango foxtrott is wrong with my brain :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    god i love the last one you made my fucking day

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  • eukanuba98 06/24/2016

    sry ich war jetzt drei tage nicht da und hab grad herausgefunden das unser quotenveganer sich vertschüsst hat und ich hab keinen abschiedsbrief gesehen das hier ist der post wo das am ehesten jemand wissen könnte also aufklärung bitte

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  • eukanuba98 06/22/2016

    -on es ist paradox oder ein paradoxon

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  • eukanuba98 06/22/2016

    i don´t know were i read it but i think the columbian necktie would not work because it isn´t possible to move the tongue into that position

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2016

    well make her like 30 and im fine

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2016

    sometimes really difficult

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  • eukanuba98 06/20/2016

    i´m pretty sure it is like that

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2016

    endlich einer der deutsch reden kann

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2016

    beim hitlerschnauzer wars der mann der den bart in den dreck zog beim monroe piercing fast genau andersrum (auch wenns bei ihr kein piercing war)

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2016

    darauf steh ich wieder nicht so wenn lippenpiercing dann auch eher seitlich ringe oder so

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2016

    kommt finde ich drauf an bei welcher aber jedem das seine dann bleibt mehr für mich ich mag eben irre

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  • eukanuba98 06/19/2016

    gut ausnahmsweise muss ich dir da mal wieder zustimmen WELTWEIT gesehen wirklich ein eher seltener anblick hierzulande ( nehmen wir beispielsweise die alpenregion ums nicht zu sehr einzuschränken) ziemlich weit verbreitet und nebenbei bin ich der einzige der findet dass so ein nasenring bei einigen mädels garnicht so schlecht aussieht?

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  • eukanuba98 06/18/2016

    you know that feeling when you are reading and joke and you can identify with the things said there way too much

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  • eukanuba98 06/18/2016

    seriously they censored romanus? :D

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2016

    if you find a girl like that keep her

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  • eukanuba98 06/16/2016

    i prefer it black like my soul

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2016

    wow das ist das (kurz mal nachrechnen) 3. mal dass wir uns bei etwas einig sind

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2016

    ich bin irgentwie verwundert dass du dieser aussage zustimmst

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2016

    die hatte ich schon immer und bin mit jedem "ausländer" ausgekommen (in klammer weils nicht nur ausländer waren) wir haben selbst einen schwarzen in der klasse der beim herrichten und aufstellen bei schulfesten oder so immer so gut mithilft und alles erledigt dass wir ihm (nach seinem vorschlag) ein tshirt machen haben lassen "Neger vom Dienst"

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  • eukanuba98 06/14/2016

    scheiß doch auf politische korrektheit du weißt dass es nicht abwertend gemeint wäre und um mehr gehts nicht

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  • eukanuba98 06/13/2016

    hat breaking benjamin am nova rock gespielt ich hab das so gefeiert als ich die melodie erkannt hab

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    ich habs zwar nicht wegen dem physikalischen verstanden aber dank altgriechisch :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    oh and i have the feeling with trump the whole world will soon wish that again

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    yeah yeah ok i got it already

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    season 3-5 spoiler when searching game of thrones here : no idea how many

    season 6 spoilers : three maybe up to five with some i haven´t found

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    ok yeah but if you haven´t finished season 3 by now there is pretty much anything you can look at in the internet

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    ok ja stimmt ich bin ja n offener mensch und vorallem humor darf alles

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    hach wie wieder schön jeder über einen kamm geschert wird :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    but it´s not actually a spoiler the important thing here you already see at the end of the 2nd episode

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  • eukanuba98 05/11/2016

    i am so happy i watched it yesterday because this scene was so awesome

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  • eukanuba98 05/10/2016

    und wenn sie fallen werden sie lustiger :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/10/2016

    yeah but how many liked

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  • eukanuba98 05/10/2016

    wow die firma kenn ich

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  • eukanuba98 05/10/2016

    ach kommt schon leute das kanns doch nicht sein das hier muss der rekord bleiben

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  • eukanuba98 05/10/2016

    ja glaube das war die und was denkst du wieso ich hier wieder weitermache die müssen wir schlagen

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  • eukanuba98 05/09/2016

    es war einfach schon fast so offensichtlich dass es passieren muss dass jeder angst hatte den nächsten comic zu lesen

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  • eukanuba98 05/09/2016

    ich habs euch gesagt hab ich euchs gesagt?? zur hölle ja das hab ich.

    aber noch ist er ja noch nicht offiziel tot

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  • eukanuba98 05/08/2016

    das ist wirklich nicht sehr safe for work

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    die idee mit "Nightwish - Ghost Love Score "

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    du armer ich war am donnerstag auch beschäftigt :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    i thaught i were the only one with that problem

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    okok wir reden deutsch trotzdem ich hoffe dass es sich nicht darauf hinausläuft was aber wirklich lustig wäre wenn man in der kampagne hitler als gefreiten begegnet :D

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    i really hope they don´t mess it up (if they do i still got verdun) but i fear it will be just like in the ww II. shooter "ah the evil germans"

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    ich sehs schon der hund beißt ins gras und zwar exakt dann wenns niemand mehr erwartet

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  • eukanuba98 05/07/2016

    Trotzdem guten morgen allesamt

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    yeah but i don´t get the mc donalds thing

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    also ich denke schon dass es zeit wird ich mein wir können das hier ja nicht verwahrlosen lassen

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    sara x mills it´s a pleasure

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    also ich glaube hier wird es zeit wieder weiterzumachen oder?

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    i don´t think this word game was on purpose

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    what do you call the mentally ill husband of a chicken "crazy cock"

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    "du kannst so schnell hintereinander keine bewertungen abgeben" (das spinnt bei mir immer n bisschen mal gehts ganz normal mal gehts nicht obwohl ich seit nem halben tag nichts gemacht habe) deshalb kommentiert damit ichs wiederfinde

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    der is richtig gut ehrlich gesagt

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    what has the title to do with the picture?

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    wieso? messer sind immer lustig egal an welchem ende du stehst

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  • eukanuba98 05/06/2016

    na und? scharf spitz und gefährlich is doch lustig

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  • eukanuba98 05/05/2016

    "we are suroundet" "great now we can fire in any direction"

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  • eukanuba98 05/05/2016

    give a man a gun and he can rob a bank give a man a bank and he can rob the fucking world

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  • eukanuba98 05/05/2016

    that´s why i don´t like religions in general they all have their rules and shit

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  • eukanuba98 05/04/2016

    i think there aren´t any people who wish for a world war really no one maybe there are some idiots thinking a zombie apokalypse (if it would happen) would be cool and saying "yeah i am so well prepared because of video games bla bla bla" and then there a a very few people who just prepare themselfes for whatever there may come and hoping it will never happen and i would count myself to the last group

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  • eukanuba98 05/03/2016

    well if you try to do that yourself you see that this is basically just laying your weight from one leg to the other so maybe its just a move to get into the shoes

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  • eukanuba98 05/03/2016

    well i like tattoos and also i am not much into style so yeah

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  • eukanuba98 05/03/2016

    am i the only one who thinks she looks beautifull and mean not just in a sexy way but really beautifull

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  • eukanuba98 05/03/2016

    bei "Ashley Madison" erinner ich mich irgentwie an das lied escape (auch pina colada song genannt)

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  • eukanuba98 05/03/2016

    egal wer der typ is wirklich das ist mir sowas von egal aber genau mit dem gesichtsausdruck möchte ich auch mal sterben und mir denken können "soll mir das jetzt etwa angst machen?"

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  • eukanuba98 05/03/2016

    i don´t get those people it´s just like making a baby and as soon it turns 16 abandon it on the street and also what should you do with a puppy? (i mean yeah they are sweet and i like them too) but i think a grown up dog is much more fun to play with and cuttle

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  • eukanuba98 05/01/2016

    ohh zu gerne

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  • eukanuba98 05/01/2016

    ok wer hat bitte immer ein stativ in der dusche?

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  • eukanuba98 05/01/2016

    wer hat beim 4. das photo gemacht?

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  • eukanuba98 04/30/2016
    about Der Arme

    nein zeigt ihm einfach euren browserverlauf dann erhängt er sich von selbst ;)

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  • eukanuba98 04/30/2016

    uhh der is böse :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/30/2016

    was da gestern nicht ein kleiner disput wegen menschen töten ist falsch?

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  • eukanuba98 04/29/2016

    she reminds me of my< girlfriend

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  • eukanuba98 04/29/2016

    gewalt ist nunmal ein mehr oder weniger normaler bestandteil des lebens also pffh

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  • eukanuba98 04/29/2016

    oh das ist echt nicht so schwer glaub mir

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  • eukanuba98 04/29/2016

    jeden tag sterben was weiß ich wie viele menschen eines gewaltsamen todes da macht einer mehr oder weniger das kraut auch nicht mehr fett und so ein tot ist dir selbst dann auch schon egal weil gespürt hat der sicher nix mehr

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  • eukanuba98 04/29/2016

    gewalt ist keine lösung aber eine verdammt gute möglichkeit

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  • eukanuba98 04/28/2016

    beides hört sich doch recht lustig an

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  • eukanuba98 04/27/2016

    but rock couldn´t beat scissor and paper couldn´t beat rock damn

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2016

    ja da haben wir halt wieder unsre verschiedenen motive aber diesmal zumindest gleiche ansätze wir mögen beide gras (nein ausnahmsweise kein veganerwitz)

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  • eukanuba98 04/26/2016

    wieder mal was wo wir uns einig sind obwohl mir isses eh scheißegal ob legal oder illegal

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2016

    ok we shall stop right here discussing human rights with me is never a good idea

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2016

    meeh just a few

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2016

    yeah but most animals are innocent

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2016

    most of them are really true but i can´t agree with the one with the dog i don´t know any dog owner who would leave his dog outside at that weather (it´s a difference between letting it sleep outside and going out in that weather to have some fun in the mud both human and dog like that (mostly) )

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2016

    another one is definitely idi amin

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  • eukanuba98 04/25/2016

    ich hab schon mal von denen gehört wie heißen die biester?

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    nett? sieht man denn nicht wie sie unschuldige waterboarden ??

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    seems like no war cry is more menacing than "i am sorry"

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    nur die hände??

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    yeah then they do not fine

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    i don´t mean that what you said i meant my first comment so psst everythings fine

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    ok we stop it right here so the joke is still funny and nobody gets hurt

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  • eukanuba98 04/24/2016

    but you are a vegan you are not allowed to eat animals if you know what i mean ;)

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    love is like handing someone a gun, let it point on your heart and believing that this one will never pull the trigger.

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    yeah in that case it´s really similar i think here are a bit more smokers but it isn´t such a big difference

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    yeah i read it already somewhere (btw i´m austrian not germany ;) ) and i think my health does not suffer so extremly

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    i think it is a bit weird that most people (not saying you are one) think everyone who sometimes smoke a cigarette is completly addicted i smoke maxium 4-5 cigarettes a month (most months not even one) so i wouldn´t say i am addicted or something like that and i also didn´t noticed anything changing about my endurance or my lung volume so i don´t see a big problem for me in smoking maybe i will stop when i go to the army and maybe not however i will tell you my decision

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    der hund wird die ganze zeit knapp lebensbedrohlichen situationen entkommen bis niemand mehr angst um ihn hat und dann PENG tot

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    ich denke die meisten verstehen nicht was wirklich passieren würde wenn man den menschen vollkommen freien lauf lassen würde die glauben anscheinend alles wäre schön und friedlich und alle leben im einklang dabei bedenkt keiner dass es in wirklichkeit nur unkontrollierbares morden, vergewaltigen,verhungern etc. geben würde deshalb verstehe ich mich mit den meisten möchtegernanarchisten nicht da sie eben meinen das diese sachen nur vom bösen bösen staat kommen und wenn man den wegnimmt ist alles lieb und brav und genau das möchte ich eben nicht

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  • eukanuba98 04/23/2016

    for me the right person is the one who is as crazy as i am so why should i change if i want exactly that?

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2016

    also das mit der blutgruppe kenn ich anderst ;) (lernt geschichte falls ihr das nicht verstanden habt)

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  • eukanuba98 04/20/2016

    finally someone with a brain

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  • eukanuba98 04/19/2016

    well and then people complain when i am running arroung with a worn out, shot through "earth (s)kills" t-shirt, army pants, combat boots, and a molle west :D i mean i don´t care if they say i look like an terrorist cause i like that style but mostly that are the same people saying "wear what you want" (not saying you are one just giving an example how it should not be)

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  • eukanuba98 04/19/2016

    oh i was always more into the bad girls

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  • eukanuba98 04/19/2016

    i mean come on you can handle it with one hand but not the way this guy holds it this is on one level with the "gangstas" holding their gun sideways

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    it i8s so fitting right now

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    1998 bit of both :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    pinky and brain :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    my names is Kaj Dietmason there so send me a friend request

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    ok yeah please as i see you seem to really like the idea of that book and all that maybe i can add you at skype or something like that so we can write there?

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    maybe something like "silverpass" like making it really mostly on a mountain?

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    ok i´m thinking about it i´ll tell you if i found something

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    ok and name of the country? (i don´t speak serbian except that one senctence so maybe you have some ideas

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    ok vampires great idea (maybe you can get a vampire hunter) yeah mountains is good maybe a mountain castle of an old vampire family rivers yeah sure why not yeah sounds good i´m just writing it at the moment it´s already in the 2nd short story so you appear very much at the beginning already

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    nope fictional

    east: valley of the dragon (desert with valleys and just one big city and very few small villages)

    north: the mountains of the godsfist (snowy mountains with dwarfen ruins)

    south:Ny-Azh-Cant (something like asia with sea on the south)

    west: carunt (most forest and hilly with clives to the sea and some small rocky beaches no big cities but many small villages (something like celtic middle europe) )

    more west: islands of ice (well vikings that should say everything)

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  • eukanuba98 04/17/2016

    ok as i said you are in the fantasy book but one question how should your homeland look like, how shall i call it in the book and i but it south east on the world map is that ok?

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2016

    that´s why i love switzerland for all these reasons

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2016

    if having sex before marriage counts: not only bugatti a whole garrage full of what i want

    if cheating counts: same like above

    if masturbation is a sin: i get one wheel

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2016

    is lustig dass ich das mit dem bären schon mal abgewandelt gehört habe :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2016

    remembers me of playing gta v

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2016

    ohh i know exactly what i´m gonna do with you :P oh this soundet a bit wrong

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  • eukanuba98 04/16/2016

    this will find it´s way into the book ;)

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  • eukanuba98 04/15/2016

    well i turn 18 in august i was born on 9.8.98 :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    thank you just as an apologice my english is good but not perfect so it surely is possible to write one or two parts better but this is just a quick translation from the german version (i gave it to my teacher she gave me an A for the whole school year because we had a deal that if i managed it to write an very good beginning of a book with at least 50 pages in less than a week i get a straight A doing nothing more)

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    Then i slowly began to change my body to my godly shape. My body started to grow until i was like one and a half time bigger then my two companions. While that happened i covered myself in flames. I threw my arms back and also my head while I let them hear a small howl which usually makes the blood of mortals freeze. In the fire my gambeson and my chainmail blew out in a black and yellow smoke cloud smeeling of sulfur. Meanwhile my hair burned down and from my forehead to my neck there came a line of small horn out of my bald head. At the sme time my fingernails got to small claws with the lenght of a human fingernail. I stood up straight again and let the flames that covered me fade out in the cool morning air. Now my friends could see my light red skincolour, which made a strong contrast to my black leather trousers. To complete everything i spread my black wings which themselfs where as big as normal men.

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    ok i have to try that ok i´ll send it soon i justr have to translate

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    should i send you a small description of my character in his godly form like i wrote it in the book?

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    well that with the berserker thing may get interessting like imagine a drunk guy just with linen trousers screaming arround and murdering people with two daggers each in one hand

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    ah yeah forgot that you were drinking beer well lets see what i can add of the things you said

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    i said it´s like a really dark brown so it´s a mix between dark blue and dark brown and the first meeting with your character was when you were sitting in the edge a bar while playing five finger fillet with your dagger and humming an song in a foreign language about the beaty of your homeland (i think that fits)

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    and just so you knwo you are a big guy with a foreign accent who carries two daggers on the back of his belt wearing a dark brown coat and not talking much and if you do it´s mostly something sarcastic oh and you don´t like humans very much

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    nope the redheat is for me so don´t even dare wait a moment i am the author

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    well the redheat is reserved but i can arrange that with a blonde one

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    but you´ll get to the other one too

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    ok you are in at least in the fantasy one

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    everytime somebody if it´s not her puts a knife on my throat i´m now just starting to smile and asking "should i be scared now?"

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    yeah maybe i can add a bit more to the lets say "map" like when the thing spreads from austria to the middle of france it can get to belgrad too

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    no i´m crazy ;) just kidding ... or maybe not?? sorry the voices... just joking they didn´t said that :D ohh gods what is happening to me you know i think i got like this because my girlfriend is always sneaking up to me from behind and holding a knife to my throat insteed of saying hello

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    yeah but i would have to translate it into englisch because i mostly write german (in the fantasy on e only in the postapocalyptik one there are some english conversations because whole middle europe is closet because of that parasite thing)

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    first scene "you" are in is playing five finger fillet with me :D and you will come into my "some kind of zombie" postapocalyptik book too

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    yeah i will

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    maybe yeah i guess i can arrange that

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    oh forgot that you don´t know i´m writing a fantasy book about the god of chaos and insanity who visits the human world to have some fun (he pretty much represents my character)

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    more than this i am a god ;)

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    i´ll take it as one and you know how that hobby started? my girlfriend said "come on you ain´t man enough to do that with a sharp knive"

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    is this a compliment?

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    i´m not even scared

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    hurts like shit but it´s so damn fun :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    i guess i should upload a picture from how the wooden plank looks on which i´m doing this

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    just played 30 minutes of five finger fillet got 6 new cuts :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/14/2016

    you know i also like swords but this is so much of nope in like one minute

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    oh yeah i do i like all kind of weapons

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    another funny info about me: i´m always playing five finger fillet with my selfmade bootdagger in shool with some friends and also in my favorite pub and my left hand looks like somebody tortured me because i´m not very good at it when i´m drunk

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    ok i think i said it the wrong way i even smile when i don´t know who is behind me we took a video while our close combat training every time i feel a knife on my throat there is this unmistakable smug smile on my face which really comes from the deeps of my heart my girlfriend said thats the face of someone who thinks death smiles upon all of us everything a man can do is smiling back

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    ok can mi ask you a question? you seem to be into psychology so what does it say about me if i have the really most real smile if somebody puts a sharp blade to my throat from behind (this is the normal thing my girlfriend does to me and then whispering the game of thrones quote into my ear "say it again handsome! who am i?"

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    and the funniest action i had with that fact was sitting with my whole class around a campfire talking about all different things and somehow we got to the topic love and they asked me (i´m usually not such a social person) if i have a crush on someone and i just answerd "come on if i would make it even more obvious i could write her name all over two skyscrapers" and then my 3 best friend sat there thinking, everybody else just laughed and when they noticed the glance i gave her with that little happy smile i always have unintentionally when looking at her they just got faces like "what the actual fuck" looking at me with wide open eyes looking at her looking back to me and i just said "yeah sure what did you thought?"

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    oh yeah but it can be kinda shit if others know that too and then they just sit there smiling at you with those face "i know who you have a crush on"

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    yeah i have noticed that too

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    really interesting thing and yeah some of them i can prove to be true exspecially the thing with the eye colour first because of the the aspect named here second because it sounds better saying "you have beatiful eyes" then saying "nice ass" third maybe it´s just me and my more or less strange beauty perception but you will notice eyes can be really the most beatiful parts about a human

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    every time a see a "don´t do this at home" sign i`m seeing it as a "come on do it if you are brave enough" but not hat one

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  • eukanuba98 04/13/2016

    totally worth it

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  • eukanuba98 04/12/2016

    oh you will were are you exactly? the seasons final is so genius

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  • eukanuba98 04/12/2016

    ohh you´ll have fun with the coming things :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/12/2016

    i love that series all hail king ragnar

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  • eukanuba98 04/11/2016

    thats what i said

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  • eukanuba98 04/10/2016

    i can agree to most of them but smoking and drinking isn´t a 21 century thing so i can´t agree with the title

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  • eukanuba98 04/10/2016

    i want to have one too

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  • eukanuba98 04/09/2016

    achso ok aber den muss ich auch im hinterkopf behalten bis ich dann ef geh den bekommt dann meine beste freundin zum geburtstag oder so

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  • eukanuba98 04/09/2016

    klär mich auf was is èin fsj´ler

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  • eukanuba98 04/09/2016

    pfuh ok das ist schonr echt heftig

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  • eukanuba98 04/09/2016

    wow etwas wo wir uns einig sind ;) also echt jetz wo bekommt man sowas

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  • eukanuba98 04/07/2016

    B

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  • eukanuba98 04/07/2016

    nein sie spare ja zeit durchs nase weglassen deshalb haben sie so viel

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  • eukanuba98 04/06/2016

    employment of persephone would be goodness of the tartarus

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  • eukanuba98 04/05/2016

    i was alsways more into a bit more adult dogs i mean come on the puppys may be sweet but let´s say it a bit harsh also a bit useless

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  • eukanuba98 04/04/2016

    that looks a bit too much like the entrance to my rich (except he has no "keep out danger" sign)

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    shaved to death by barrack obama in hogwarts

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    yeah thats true

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    it could be just me but i think i see it a bit clearer if im moving left and right a bite

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    but it more looks like a wolf to me

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    actually yes ti can see it a bit

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    hab ich ihn den beleidigt?

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  • eukanuba98 04/03/2016

    wow ich danke dir endlich jemand der verstanden hat was freie meinungsäusserung wirklich heißt ich sag was ich denke und diskutier nicht scheiße herum um andere zu missionieren oder sonst was

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    tut das gehirn doch auch nur brüllt das dann halt heil hitler oder freundschaft

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    ok thanks for trying to explain it

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    ok my problem is that i can´t read that letters so i would need a latin letter pronunciation possibility (so i really know how to say it)

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    haha one more reason europe is cooler than murica :D

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    ok i got that far but is the way to say it: kosovo jes rices ribje at least more or less

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    i love me too ;) but seriously how you pronounce that in latin letters please

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  • eukanuba98 04/02/2016

    if you are serbian you should understand that :

    Косово је срце Србије just so i know what is the correct way to spell it

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  • eukanuba98 04/01/2016

    und ich hab nicht die geringste ahnung wieso ich hier sitze und dir das erzähle

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  • eukanuba98 04/01/2016

    und sein bauch ist mit kirschkernen und lavendelblüten gefüllt (daher der geruch) und somit kann man ihn als "wärmflasche verwenden wenn man ihn 2 minuten in die mikrowelle stellt

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  • eukanuba98 04/01/2016

    und seine augen sind so gemacht das egal wie du dich hinstellst er starrt dich immer direkt an

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  • eukanuba98 04/01/2016

    bei mir sitzt ein ding namens "mister wallabie" neben dem kopfkissen das beste daran ist er ist kein wallabie sondern eigentlich ein fennek wenn auch ein ziemlich fetter der nach lavendel riecht

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  • eukanuba98 04/01/2016

    and austria and ireland

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    that´s still germany?

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    no matter if austria or germany if there is beer it´s fine (even though we have prettier women here)

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    batman violent =great

    batman shooting people with machinegun= wait a moment wasn´t there something about not killing people?

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    *comes back* open your eyes, she is 8 and brunette take it or leave it in the bushes *runs away again*

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    hey why? you said you wanted a girl so here we go take it *pushs it to you and runs away*

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    i can bring you the 8 year old the psychopath and his drug addicted friend safed against their order to kill whole middle europe

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    it gets worse don´t be afraid i would be normal

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    nearly as weird as the part in my book where the psychopathik main charakter is liking a policewomans helmet visor through the bars of his cell while flirting with her

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    i like that :P

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    oh gods this is getting really weird right now

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016

    (seriously im a guy that girl thing was a joke)

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  • eukanuba98 03/31/2016
    about