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  • rasplaz 03/05/2019

    omg I AM the Goblin Friend

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  • rasplaz 03/05/2019

    brilliant word play

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  • rasplaz 03/04/2019

    great :)

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  • rasplaz 03/01/2019

    poor maple syrup tree....

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  • rasplaz 02/28/2019

    You squawk and I'll really give you something to squawk about :)

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  • rasplaz 02/28/2019

    LOL - not everyone has your ability to differentiate between what's important and what's less so

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  • rasplaz 02/25/2019

    I used translator to understand your comment, and I am not sorry, both comic and comment are great descriptions of depression

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  • rasplaz 02/25/2019

    Peta never learns

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  • rasplaz 02/23/2019

    yup, that's my exact reaction

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  • rasplaz 02/18/2019

    yes :D

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  • rasplaz 02/14/2019

    it is scary and thrilling and amazing :) even the people with no sea sickness do tend to get one in the end of the ride, thrilling I tell ya :)

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  • rasplaz 02/14/2019

    I had the similar experience (''boat'' is more terrifying than ''ranger'' which goes full circle because the only thing keeping you from flying away is that single metal bar andin the full circle one you are safely strapped in the seat) and of course I would do it again :)

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  • rasplaz 02/11/2019

    Benny is the name of the comedian in this

    https://sh.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hill

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  • rasplaz 02/10/2019

    yeah, I hope it's true, because it is a very inspiring story

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  • rasplaz 02/09/2019

    thanks for explaining :)

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  • rasplaz 02/07/2019

    my favourite part is apologizing inthe end - that's totally me :)

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  • rasplaz 02/02/2019

    Chilly, yeah :)

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  • rasplaz 02/02/2019

    Totally

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  • rasplaz 01/23/2019

    me too

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  • rasplaz 01/22/2019
    about German

    falling umbrella jumber - great! :)

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  • rasplaz 01/19/2019

    very :) glad you like it :D

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  • rasplaz 01/14/2019

    Indeed, round one!

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  • rasplaz 01/14/2019

    yup, I have this - scar from vaccination

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  • rasplaz 12/26/2018

    Right

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  • rasplaz 12/23/2018

    LOL great!!!

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  • rasplaz 12/23/2018

    gas stove

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  • rasplaz 12/18/2018

    procrastination is a way of life :))) glad this made you laugh :)

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  • rasplaz 12/09/2018

    That sounds exactly as my inner monologue when I am stuck somewhere I don't want to.be

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  • rasplaz 12/05/2018

    exactly :)

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  • rasplaz 12/02/2018

    One of my favourote tv shows of all times, great!

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  • rasplaz 12/02/2018

    It's ecstasy I think

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  • rasplaz 11/22/2018

    didn't know that, thanks...

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  • rasplaz 11/20/2018

    it took me some time also :)

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  • rasplaz 11/19/2018

    yeah, that maybe it :)

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  • rasplaz 11/16/2018

    Exactly :)

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  • rasplaz 11/16/2018

    we had cafeterias when I went to school (Serbia) but that was some time ago :) but Australia's explanation is great :)

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2018

    what are those?

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  • rasplaz 11/08/2018

    the larva, definitely

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  • rasplaz 11/07/2018

    Horror!

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  • rasplaz 11/05/2018

    I am in shock :D

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  • rasplaz 11/02/2018

    Didn't know the picture is from the video you sent, thanks

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  • rasplaz 10/30/2018

    Hahaahahah i had to google Bethesda to get the joke

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  • rasplaz 10/30/2018

    my favourite quote on that topic ''"That horrifying moment when you're looking for an adult, but you realize you are an adult. So you look around for an older adult. An adultier adult. Someone better at adulting than you."

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  • rasplaz 10/24/2018

    Oh, yes, wonderful!

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  • rasplaz 10/19/2018

    hahaha well when you think of it, it's completely justifiable to be exhausted

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  • rasplaz 10/18/2018

    that's sad in any generation

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  • rasplaz 10/12/2018

    yeah, I know it's bad...

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  • rasplaz 10/01/2018

    yeah, so the first one, not all mothers are good mothers

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  • rasplaz 09/30/2018

    I don't know what you mean? Not all mothers are mums, and not all sadness can be overcome, or something else?

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  • rasplaz 09/27/2018

    Yeah, but it sounds good

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  • rasplaz 09/26/2018

    Which one?

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  • rasplaz 09/23/2018

    I found the movie In time (2011) ...

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  • rasplaz 09/23/2018

    I don't know that movie, but it sounds interesting. If you find out, could you pkease tell.me its title. Also, I ll try to find it, and get back here with a title

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  • rasplaz 09/17/2018

    ''Sometimes I wrestle with my demons, sometimes we just snuggle" is also nice. Butt this about fear shame and hope left me speechless

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  • rasplaz 09/17/2018

    Interesting quote

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  • rasplaz 09/14/2018

    Maddi, i dont think the post is about highschool crushes...

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  • rasplaz 09/10/2018

    Uganda know de way

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  • rasplaz 09/08/2018

    Unbelievable photo

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  • rasplaz 09/07/2018

    kittens went to heaven because they were killed, thrown in the water to drown...I think

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  • rasplaz 09/06/2018

    mystery pills

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  • rasplaz 09/04/2018

    So, 3 kinds of people?

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  • rasplaz 09/01/2018

    me too, I am starting to think that this is more common than I believed. I am going to try to tell you a joke we have in Balkans, maybe you have heard it in German: Granny to her grandchild: ''Dear, what was the name of that German guy who hides my stuff around the house?'' Her grandchild: ''It's Alzheimer, granny!''

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  • rasplaz 08/30/2018

    practical reasons---understandable

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  • rasplaz 08/10/2018

    thanks Frantachs for answering, I wasn't sure what anime are the pictures from

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  • rasplaz 08/05/2018

    True that

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  • rasplaz 08/01/2018

    'Beam me up, Scotty' :)

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  • rasplaz 07/25/2018

    unfortunate for us, or we could have an army of zombies by now :)

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  • rasplaz 07/25/2018

    then bring him back....really have no idea how necromancy works in practice ;) :D

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  • rasplaz 07/25/2018

    maybe he can cure only the dead..

    so, first - make him dead, then - mend his ankle :D

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  • rasplaz 07/20/2018

    Good thinking

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  • rasplaz 07/12/2018

    Right

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  • rasplaz 07/07/2018

    That sounds even worse....ok good mental images for dieting

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  • rasplaz 07/05/2018
    about Asbestos

    ''raining cats and dogs'' :)

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  • rasplaz 06/30/2018

    That would explain the empty message...ominous idea, Maddi, great

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  • rasplaz 06/23/2018

    haahah maybe that's the case...I was being selfish and thinking only about me

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  • rasplaz 06/20/2018

    yup, he's unchangeable :)

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  • rasplaz 06/07/2018

    it should be released in October 2018

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  • rasplaz 06/07/2018

    the left is from wreck it - ralph 2

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  • rasplaz 05/25/2018

    every scar tells a story

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  • rasplaz 05/23/2018

    oh, I wouldn't worry too much, vehicles are very adaptable :)

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  • rasplaz 05/15/2018

    since not all homes are the same, some parents even lack these skills

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  • rasplaz 05/15/2018

    I agree, but, it's not a bad idea to learn them in school also, in my country we used to have subject called Domestic Science (or something like that) which dealt with these type of things, and it was very useful.

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  • rasplaz 05/09/2018

    in Serbia - yes

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  • rasplaz 05/06/2018
    about pure joy

    well, mud is just wet sand I think :) the baby looks so cute :)

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  • rasplaz 05/02/2018

    ok, my german is very bad to medium, but maybe six years of learning it will be of some use now :) thanks

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  • rasplaz 05/02/2018

    i suppose it is dark humored so....

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  • rasplaz 05/02/2018

    yes, is there? I would like to read it too....

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  • rasplaz 05/01/2018

    Who is the victim?

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  • rasplaz 05/01/2018

    My male friend (goes by kizakralj on 1jix) says he approvea your method and looks foreward to seeing more german girls in serbia. As for me, i dont nind coming to.berlin

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  • rasplaz 04/29/2018

    ahahha LOL I think thy're onto me ...f*ck

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  • rasplaz 04/22/2018

    yes, I hate ''empty'' sandwich on one part and too''full'' on the other

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  • rasplaz 04/11/2018

    also, yey for the clean mirrors, I usually wipe the monitors..not the mirrors though :)

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  • rasplaz 04/11/2018

    well I use toilet paper when i am at home and glass cleaner..and when I'm out I use the towel you get when you buy the glasses, and when I am out of all that I just go on faith that I will survive and not get hit by a truck or fall in to the hole in the road.... :)

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  • rasplaz 04/11/2018

    but you described it perfectly....I liked the phrase ''survival of the lessblinf'' so much :) also your description of the process made me laugh and also made me clean my glasses while I m at home :)

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  • rasplaz 04/10/2018

    i hear you...i also wear glasses....

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  • rasplaz 04/04/2018

    thanks people, you made my day :) <3

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  • rasplaz 04/04/2018

    omnononom have a piece of cake and thanks Ira :)

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  • rasplaz 04/04/2018

    thanks Grlice :) :*

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  • rasplaz 04/04/2018

    thank you Mito :)

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  • rasplaz 04/04/2018

    thanks Maddi :) :) :)

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  • rasplaz 04/03/2018

    thanks, have a piece of cake, cheers :)

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  • rasplaz 03/30/2018
    about IT HURTS!

    me too

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  • rasplaz 03/27/2018

    i am a bit older than millennials but never mind, I feel like this :)

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  • rasplaz 03/24/2018

    Aeww thanks Maddi...but the law is the law

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  • rasplaz 03/17/2018

    well, it is from Serbia, I am from Serbia, I live in Serbia, I admit nothing :)

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  • rasplaz 03/14/2018

    i am glad you like it, twice glad actually :) thanks, I thought these are great illustrations of the world we are

    living in currently...

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  • rasplaz 03/10/2018

    But the desription ''grumpy cotton ball"" great

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  • rasplaz 03/09/2018

    quite possibly :)

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  • rasplaz 03/07/2018

    it cannot be edited ....:(

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  • rasplaz 03/07/2018

    wooops, i forgot i'll try to edit it

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  • rasplaz 03/07/2018

    looks like me and my brother fighting when we were kids, so siblings of course :)

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  • rasplaz 03/06/2018

    look at them, sooo cute

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  • rasplaz 02/22/2018

    this is not LESS awkward....:)

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  • rasplaz 02/22/2018

    it's very relatable comic, i love it

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  • rasplaz 02/19/2018

    Ahahah you give me more credit than I deserve..this time

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  • rasplaz 02/19/2018

    nooo, I wa just uneducated haahah, but I changed the title, so ...thanks :D

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  • rasplaz 02/19/2018

    omg you are right, soooo sorry for not googling it before, I thought of it, but then I liked the sound of the sentence so I went posting it without checking my facts...then again, this site is for fun and laughs, not academic writing, so no biggies I think :) but the Godwin's law sounds even more interesting, thanks Maddi

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  • rasplaz 02/19/2018

    ...aaand now, I have to google it :)

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  • rasplaz 02/17/2018

    but the sentence: mummy must be very strong hahhahahaah - priceless

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  • rasplaz 02/15/2018

    Yes,.they.really reminded me of my parents lol

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  • rasplaz 02/14/2018

    well that sounds awesome :)

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  • rasplaz 02/14/2018

    ahahhaha great!

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  • rasplaz 02/14/2018

    Moms against illegal freedom of speech...oh yes, because ''everyone is entitled to his opinion'' is getting on my nerves :)))

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  • rasplaz 02/10/2018

    yes, cats are self sufficient...and dogs need to be walked...mine all the time :) i found him on the street, as a puppy and thought he wouldn't grow to be this majestic 30 kg beast, but.....LOL

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  • rasplaz 02/10/2018

    oh, I didn't see it's double....anyway, I LOVE cats and I have one ..also a dog...love them both,a bit of allergies sometimes but nothing terrible :)

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  • rasplaz 02/10/2018

    I am, but not dangerously, I think...I LOVE cats

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  • rasplaz 02/08/2018

    me too, all of it :)

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  • rasplaz 02/07/2018

    Maddi, I ve never been in man's only locker room (since we don't have that in school in my country) , we even had the same toilets (no women and men signs) in our highschool, so I don't exactly know what goes on in your locker room

    , but I don't think that this is not funny :) also, your scene is very much brilliant :)

    I had, nonetheless, experience with straight guys reacting to my gay friends, and their reactions were more similar to the posts than to yours :)

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  • rasplaz 02/05/2018

    Mama was naughty with the Swamp thing

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  • rasplaz 01/31/2018

    you have a cute nickname :)

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    maddi, you are great, just the way you are...keep imagining the future, and maybe one day it will be exactly as you imagined :D

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    yup, my problem is that I don't care about how it looks, I just do the things I feel like doing, without much thinking about them....and this doesn't seem to help my love life haahaha

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    well, I would LOVE not to have to make small talk in buses...or anywhere....but, I live in Serbia, sooo, not quite possible

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    well when it's sun it does seem kinda red....anyhow, it's smarter not sending like you do, in that case if the person texts you - you know it's because they care, in my cse, when he texts it's maybe because I pressured him with my texting

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    rice solves EVERYTHING

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    *dyed

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  • rasplaz 01/24/2018

    haahah yo made me smile, nooo, you made me laugh, thanks :) I don't have red hair, my hair is brown, avatar is me, but pixelised so it maybe look redish. My hair is brown, never dyes, I am too lazy to try new colours...but this state of mind when texting is very much me :) I may be a clown but I have to click send :D

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  • rasplaz 01/23/2018

    well, that's hilarious, especially about the rice :)

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  • rasplaz 01/22/2018

    I agree

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  • rasplaz 01/20/2018

    well you shouldn't take it serious, because some men are indeed bad, as some women are also bad....I posted it to see what people think and because that point of view (in the post) is new to me, I never thought of it in that way...never mind, and have a nice day :)))

    p.s. what happened to you Ž(your previous story) is ugly, believe me I know, I had uglier :))) but, hay, we're here, we're ok :) more sarcastic, bt ok :D

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  • rasplaz 01/20/2018

    did you read my title for the post? or you are generally angry :)

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  • rasplaz 01/20/2018

    did I say that all men are a++holes?!

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  • rasplaz 01/20/2018

    I din't realize that we all have similar experiences with customers being complete a....holes :) I work in the bookstore and you wouldn't believe the questions I get...for example: you only sell books here?!?!?!

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  • rasplaz 01/18/2018

    Thanks gordana and maddi, it is indeed nice.talking to.you

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  • rasplaz 01/18/2018

    I don't want to be anything else than what I am, and I hope every person, no matter the gender, gets to do that....

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  • rasplaz 01/18/2018

    well, Maddi, I cannot say you are not right completely, but, I am not forcing feminist propaganda on 1jux, mainly because it's meant to be funny (and feminism ain't funny) (I think). Also, I don't think men are worthless (worth less) because they cannot give life....both parties, both men and women create life, procreation is not possible without your important role. so you don't need to feel worthless, and I really think that men don't feel worthless. ButI have heard, many, too many times, while growing up to stop acting like a girl, to stop crying like a girl (although I am a girl?!) also hear to stop being so bitchy, opinionated and verbally aggressive cause it will scare men out of dating me. Now, that I am all grown up, I see that those who matter are not scared so easily :)

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  • rasplaz 01/16/2018

    No, no, no no snoffing, we are fabulois

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  • rasplaz 01/15/2018

    I want to sign it!!! several times, in bold!

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  • rasplaz 01/11/2018

    yup, I like it :)

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  • rasplaz 01/10/2018

    Thanks, I ll try to find it

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  • rasplaz 01/09/2018

    NI liked it so.much, too

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  • rasplaz 01/08/2018

    Yes, u r right

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  • rasplaz 01/08/2018

    yes, right, but I hope we can become as individuals and as a society, more affectionate and less...well less judgmental and plain evil

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  • rasplaz 01/07/2018

    In my country we dont learn self defence in school. Bit dont worry i learned it very well out of school

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  • rasplaz 01/06/2018

    I.completely agree with you..in.my school.we learn no self defence at all...

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  • rasplaz 01/06/2018

    safe form everything bad would be ideal, but in thiscase, safefromrape: strict punishment for those comittingtherape ....for instance, and also start talkingmore about don't rape because it's against human nature, and not only about stop dressing that or thisway because it causes rape...nothing causes rape ...rape cannot have justification or lesser punishment because the victim was that or thisway ....and so on

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  • rasplaz 01/01/2018

    yea, that's great for them, cause if you don't believe in it, it doesn't exist

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  • rasplaz 12/24/2017
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  • rasplaz 12/24/2017

    I thought the exact same thing LOL

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  • rasplaz 12/21/2017

    Omg...hahhahah

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  • rasplaz 12/19/2017

    Wir werden viel spas haben is as I rber.high school lessons, future tense, werden is one of the 3 important verbs, wedren, sein and haben..?soooo, i m looking foreward to future ahahah, vielen dank

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  • rasplaz 12/19/2017

    Hahahah well, I had to google what does gg wp mean, and I feek smarterbalready

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  • rasplaz 12/19/2017

    Well, thank you, So, you are my tutor now. Vielen Danke, Maddi

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  • rasplaz 12/19/2017

    Nein, aber ich versuche es. i've learned it in school and in university for 6 years, also my greatgranny was from Germany, but I don' t speak it , unfortunately

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  • rasplaz 12/16/2017

    ok, I believe you :)

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  • rasplaz 12/15/2017

    Maddi, is that ur tumblr nickname? Admit it!

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  • rasplaz 12/13/2017

    I laughed all the way through...great post, and, yes, humans ARE weird

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  • rasplaz 12/11/2017

    who says

    that?! if you work hard and it's hot outside, daily showers are the only way to go. it's bad if you excessively dry your skin or hair with various products, but water and some baby soap or something...omg in the 21st century you are talking about showering being bad for the skin....

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  • rasplaz 12/11/2017

    hello there, form me too

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  • rasplaz 12/01/2017

    hahahah well, what can I say now that doesn't sound naughty ...when the voice is there, it's hard to un-hear it :))))

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  • rasplaz 12/01/2017

    thanks, ..i like being nice :D

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  • rasplaz 12/01/2017

    all righty then :) you are very reactive :)that's nice

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  • rasplaz 12/01/2017

    Maddi, why so serious, in the early morning... :) kidding, I see what you are trying to explain to me, but there's no need, I know all that, but grabbing pussies is ...at least worth laughing at if not straightforward ridiculing it.

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  • rasplaz 11/27/2017

    the show os super fun...and i posted this because of his funny face

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  • rasplaz 11/25/2017

    nope...if you asked if I know German...no, I understand it but don't speak it

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  • rasplaz 11/24/2017

    big brother

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  • rasplaz 11/20/2017

    i.dont know

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  • rasplaz 11/19/2017

    lol sorry to disappoint

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  • rasplaz 11/19/2017

    why does it make u sad? girl could be 17 and if she wants to be with a boy, i don't see a problem...

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  • rasplaz 11/19/2017

    from a boy...

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  • rasplaz 11/16/2017

    Come on, you guys, a little cage never hurt someone. ... :)

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    well, he didn't escape, ...wasn't there actually...I mean, I don't have a cage....heh

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    I watched the video, it's very informative, thanks again :)

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    hahah a I am not... I mean, where's Meddi?

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    yes, I understand, but I am not talking scientifically, nor cosmically :) Pluto is a nostalgic part of my childhood learninr about solar system, but I will look at the link, thanks :)

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    I don't think so, you know how it is in Serbia, we all ..ALL know each others ;)

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    size is not important LOL

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    what? what? noooo, I don't know Meddi outside JUX.....also, I am STILL in Serbia LOL so...nothing happening :) right Meddi?

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    Ahahahaahhlol Meddi, I recently shared that on my fb and everyone was laughing ...because i t's true ahahaahahah and u r riggt, we should be laughing not whining

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  • rasplaz 11/15/2017

    :(

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  • rasplaz 11/14/2017

    It is, indeed, i am a girl, and i had a similar situation, i liked a boy and he wanted to be only friends, so i know how bad it can get...

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  • rasplaz 11/14/2017

    Aaand now we know !!! Thanks Maddi :) :*

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  • rasplaz 11/14/2017

    I am not sure

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  • rasplaz 11/14/2017

    I was also surprised :)

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  • rasplaz 11/14/2017

    so, I think, the friendship should end in that case, since it only causes pain for the one who is in love...

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  • rasplaz 11/13/2017

    that's right

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  • rasplaz 11/13/2017

    What exactly is torture? Being friends?! Why doesn't a boy end a friendship if it "tortures" him so much, admit ot, some people just want sex wothout being in a relationship, and that's perfectly ok, but don't whine when you don't get what you want

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  • rasplaz 11/13/2017

    Beautiful!

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017
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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017

    May I ask, where are you from? I am from south Serbia, Nis, and I was born one month before Tito died

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017

    true!

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017

    it's beautiful, especially your comment : Bratstvo i jedinstvo for every body! thanks <3

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017

    no, can you post a link, or a search phrase to find it?

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017

    true! I was a kid, but I remember the good times...I still live in Serbia, but was born in Yugoslavia and for me, as a kid, YU was a great country to grow up in

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2017

    It will get better, thanks :) life can be sooo funny, whenever i say, well now i am happy, life goes:"hold my drink"

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  • rasplaz 11/11/2017

    Hahaa come on, inner peace, i dont have a whole day

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  • rasplaz 11/11/2017

    My liver is ok i guess, but lack of exercise and fabulously unhealthy diet...several bad breakups...i d guess heart is the most beaten down

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  • rasplaz 11/11/2017

    I am currently working on so much ....like heart failure and so on...

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  • rasplaz 11/11/2017

    spoken like a true Doctor :)

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  • rasplaz 11/07/2017

    I would do this for sure

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  • rasplaz 11/04/2017

    Omg!! But fek u human ahahah so funny, thanks for making my day

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  • rasplaz 10/24/2017

    And, are you shouting now? ;)

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  • rasplaz 10/24/2017

    I get scared when people shout

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  • rasplaz 10/24/2017

    I would get scared

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  • rasplaz 10/23/2017

    wow thank you so much for those words, I found this post on the site that I listed as a source and immediately fell in love with the author ahahaah LOL,, vielen danke

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  • rasplaz 10/20/2017

    mee too

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  • rasplaz 10/19/2017

    Are you serious, or are you kidding me?! You said that my tongue is somehow defect because it does not sit in my mouth slavic style?!

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  • rasplaz 10/19/2017

    with Serbian, it's also behind my top teeth

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  • rasplaz 10/17/2017
    about True Dat

    Hahaaha lol indeed

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  • rasplaz 10/16/2017
    about True Dat

    Westeros je srce Srbije lol westeros.is the heart of Serbia

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  • rasplaz 10/09/2017

    Exactly, mate

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  • rasplaz 10/04/2017

    OMG ahahahha

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  • rasplaz 09/23/2017

    It is a viable.l option, I must say, cheers, mate ;)

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  • rasplaz 09/15/2017

    ahhha me also

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  • rasplaz 09/07/2017

    i was also very traumatized by the post :)

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  • rasplaz 09/04/2017

    hahaahahahah there's nothing more beautiful than children laughing, except in 3 a.m. and you have no kids

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  • rasplaz 08/31/2017

    that's also true :)

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  • rasplaz 08/24/2017

    Thank you Milutin and Spg :)

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  • rasplaz 08/24/2017

    this is my 1000th post, thanks 1jux for the fun and giggles :* :* :* and thanks to all the people posting funny and lovely stuff, cheers you all!!!

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  • rasplaz 08/20/2017

    the effects of global warming

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  • rasplaz 08/20/2017

    your comment made my day :D thanks

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  • rasplaz 08/16/2017

    Thank you all for replying, maddi, in my country, Serbia, not everyone is called nazis, since we fought in ww2 against nazis...but i understand about the situation in your country now better. Eukanuba - i think u r absolutely right. Hazy, thanks for your input, and the other person with the number nick, thanks for the reminder that i dont speak german welk enough so i had to use google translate :) have a nice day guys :*

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  • rasplaz 08/16/2017

    why the dislikes on this, maybe it's too simple of a picture, but these days it seems to have a point

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  • rasplaz 08/15/2017

    worth a read! it's hilarious :)

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  • rasplaz 08/15/2017

    no...annd it's a repost

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  • rasplaz 08/10/2017

    I have xiaomi and it s great, just recently i accidently dropped it in the sea and it still works thanks heaven or thanks to chinese technology :)

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  • rasplaz 08/05/2017

    I dont get it, that s why i put a question in the title

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  • rasplaz 07/21/2017

    Me too..."one of our cats is smarter than the other"

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  • rasplaz 07/21/2017

    Not bad at all, like an actual dragon :)

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  • rasplaz 07/20/2017

    It's cool :)

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  • rasplaz 07/20/2017

    It is a 'proper' dragon name

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  • rasplaz 07/19/2017

    It sounds "dragony"

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  • rasplaz 07/19/2017

    It sounds interesting :)

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  • rasplaz 07/19/2017

    Are you writing a story? Good luck, and a nice character name Jabnujer :)

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  • rasplaz 07/17/2017

    an important part of decoration :)

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  • rasplaz 07/16/2017

    omg :)

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  • rasplaz 07/15/2017

    tell me

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  • rasplaz 07/14/2017

    wake me up inside......aaaa the song has been stuck in my mind since this morning when I posted it :)

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  • rasplaz 07/09/2017

    ahah we all do :)))

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  • rasplaz 07/09/2017

    ''well if you end up in hell - it's your fault for not believing'' I think this is a religious logic

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  • rasplaz 07/07/2017

    That's also true...agreed ;)

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  • rasplaz 07/06/2017

    but it would be unfair to the boys then :) but some healthy alternative to fighting, maybe competing in something..like, they have a fight about something and then settle it out in a game of their choosing

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  • rasplaz 07/04/2017

    he's joking, sooo, most certainly things happened before noon :)

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  • rasplaz 07/04/2017

    haahahah well said

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  • rasplaz 07/04/2017

    yes, live and let live, religious people often try to impose their religious views of the world on others...I don't think they are less smart than me because they don't believe in god, we are just different. so why do they think I will rot in hell is beyond me :)

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  • rasplaz 07/02/2017

    this time next year we're gonna be millionaires

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  • rasplaz 06/28/2017

    And fixed gender roles are bad for boys as well as for girls

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  • rasplaz 06/28/2017

    Good for you and your mother...btw i think we all hate our mothers sometimes

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  • rasplaz 06/05/2017

    Not at all :)

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  • rasplaz 06/04/2017

    that would be truly sad

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  • rasplaz 06/01/2017

    I have just seen it, thank you :)))))

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  • rasplaz 05/23/2017

    Where, where?

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  • rasplaz 05/22/2017

    We are both fine, look at us replying to messages that didn't get deleted by accident :)

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  • rasplaz 05/22/2017

    I look like an idiot now :)

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  • rasplaz 05/22/2017

    But basically "she/he was asking for it" can be used by both by female and male rapists

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  • rasplaz 05/22/2017

    My previous message disappeared, but never mind, I saw the whole link. Thank you. Also, you are right about victim blaming ...and of course there are female rapists...

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  • rasplaz 05/22/2017

    Well, of that is true than the above argument is invalid, but still, even if a girl is wearing 'modest' clothes it doesnt decrease her chances of.becoming a victim

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  • rasplaz 05/22/2017

    Well, yes that's also true :)

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  • rasplaz 05/21/2017

    I read that this is not a reliable test, but all three mirrors that I have - confirm this...but I don't have 2 way glass to check it

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  • rasplaz 05/16/2017

    True :)

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  • rasplaz 05/04/2017

    Yup :)

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  • rasplaz 05/03/2017

    Oh, JOY! :)

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  • rasplaz 04/23/2017

    I don't know about that

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  • rasplaz 04/23/2017

    True

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  • rasplaz 04/23/2017

    everything depends on a person, no matter whether they are a girl or boy, but generalisation is what makes it funny. And also, being friends with your love interest can be t torture for some and enjoyable for others...

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  • rasplaz 03/27/2017

    very descriptive :)

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  • rasplaz 03/23/2017

    Well, if smart is now a disorder, I worry about humanity:D

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  • rasplaz 03/23/2017

    Well, I would trade my depression for something mote "uplifting "

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  • rasplaz 03/22/2017

    Major depressive disorder here (also diagnosed) and, of course anxiety...and one psychiatrist said bipolar, but I don't think so :)

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  • rasplaz 03/20/2017

    Hyperventilating now because I got a compliment, group compliment, but still.... :)

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  • rasplaz 03/20/2017

    Maddi, thanks :) :*

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  • rasplaz 03/20/2017

    hope it happens to me, and soon :)

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  • rasplaz 03/20/2017

    Smiling and hyperventilating, sounds about right

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  • rasplaz 03/15/2017

    Hahaha personal support through some tough times....

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  • rasplaz 03/15/2017

    but why? :)

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  • rasplaz 03/13/2017

    Isn't it? For me, too

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  • rasplaz 03/04/2017

    Me too :) especially helpful when we didnt have smart phones at all times to check dates....

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  • rasplaz 03/04/2017

    Happy birthday!!!

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  • rasplaz 03/04/2017

    It's a neat trick :)

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  • rasplaz 02/27/2017

    I think it means all of it is dying, the Earth and all life in it (sorry if the answer is wrong, but I don't speak German, so I understood only half of the question)

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  • rasplaz 02/21/2017

    cute :)

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  • rasplaz 02/16/2017

    They were great :)

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  • rasplaz 02/15/2017

    Yup, collective burn

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  • rasplaz 02/01/2017

    I am not a gamer, that's why I wrote the title ''gamers will understand'' because I don't :) but it sounds

    frustrating

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  • rasplaz 01/28/2017

    brufen rules :)

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  • rasplaz 01/26/2017

    hahaha yeah, I deleted the reply a few times, or did I ? anyhow, have an unquestionably great day

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  • rasplaz 01/26/2017

    Good morning, sorry about the early existential crisis - blame the machine :)

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  • rasplaz 01/22/2017

    ''laughs in Canadian'' Great title :D

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  • rasplaz 01/22/2017

    me too

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  • rasplaz 01/16/2017
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  • rasplaz 01/16/2017

    yup, I know, but the point is that we mustn't make generalisation ...

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  • rasplaz 01/16/2017

    live and let live

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  • rasplaz 01/10/2017

    thanks :)

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  • rasplaz 01/10/2017

    for me they are also special, probably because they are tuned to my world view :) cheers, mate, it was a pleasure chatting with you

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  • rasplaz 01/10/2017

    yup, fairy-tales, folk-stories, and legends can be very similar throughout the world...witches, the flood, forest spirits etc have in common joined human experience and try to explain the nature and its ways, at least that's what I think.

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  • rasplaz 01/10/2017

    on the site I cited as the source it says story is a Polish legend-folktale. I've never heard it, although it belongs to Slavic mythology, and I am Slavic (not Polish though) but I thought it interesting

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  • rasplaz 01/10/2017

    I think the point is that he told her all about his magic (so she became the first witch) and her magic of staying dry during the rain was not magic at all - she just undressed herself and that's why her clothes were dry. So she kind of tricked him.

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  • rasplaz 12/19/2016

    well, thank you, thank you very much :D on your left you can see your fears incarnated ( oh, I see you are afraid of kids :) and if you check on your right there's a horror snowman waiting for you

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  • rasplaz 12/19/2016

    well, I thought they were cute, at first, but now I keep thinking they are children's ghosts....creepy

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  • rasplaz 12/12/2016

    yup, maybe

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  • rasplaz 12/11/2016

    Castiel for the president!

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  • rasplaz 12/10/2016

    damn Hollywood and their great-paid jobs :D

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  • rasplaz 11/22/2016

    yey for meals!!!

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  • rasplaz 11/22/2016

    yeah, three meal challenge, pleeease!

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  • rasplaz 11/21/2016

    and, that's how it starts :)

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  • rasplaz 11/16/2016

    ''as crazy as it sounds'' he said...

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  • rasplaz 11/13/2016

    haahhaah ...I am, indeed, fluent in crazy :)

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  • rasplaz 11/12/2016

    my hair can certainly look like a funny hat sometimes :)

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  • rasplaz 11/09/2016

    minee too :)

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  • rasplaz 11/07/2016

    yup, that is good :) at least something

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  • rasplaz 11/05/2016

    <3 ao ao

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  • rasplaz 11/03/2016

    one of the best written comic i ve seen in ages, thanks

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  • rasplaz 10/31/2016

    thank u :)

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  • rasplaz 10/31/2016

    i don't get it...how the fish r u...pleeese tell

    me :)))

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  • rasplaz 10/31/2016

    so true and sad, we have destroyed nature

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  • rasplaz 10/31/2016

    the Games are endless :) show must go on

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  • rasplaz 10/29/2016

    great show!

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  • rasplaz 10/26/2016

    hahhhah incredible skills, yes :)

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  • rasplaz 10/25/2016

    ..or a catman...catwoman, oooh never mind, looking great batman!

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  • rasplaz 10/23/2016

    my guess is cannibals also

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  • rasplaz 10/23/2016

    a50 :)

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  • rasplaz 10/22/2016

    ...sets computer on fireeee

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  • rasplaz 10/22/2016

    thank you soooomuch

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  • rasplaz 10/22/2016

    omfg daaamn it!

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  • rasplaz 10/18/2016

    awwww sweety

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  • rasplaz 10/10/2016

    your title made me laugh! thanks :D

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  • rasplaz 10/10/2016

    approved by grandma :D

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  • rasplaz 10/10/2016

    I agree :D

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  • rasplaz 10/10/2016

    Penisless atheists everywhere...;)

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  • rasplaz 10/08/2016

    excellent!

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  • rasplaz 10/07/2016

    i have already done that, that's why I am amused it is really called that way :)

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  • rasplaz 10/07/2016

    the creature is called Thtys Vagina?!?! :) ok :)

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  • rasplaz 10/06/2016

    thank you :)

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  • rasplaz 10/06/2016

    me too :D

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  • rasplaz 10/02/2016

    road trip! :)

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  • rasplaz 10/01/2016

    poor Aspen!

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  • rasplaz 09/28/2016

    yup, every time :)

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  • rasplaz 09/26/2016

    what a lovely story!

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  • rasplaz 09/25/2016

    hahah, fortune teller starter kit :)

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  • rasplaz 09/21/2016

    ahahah this is precious! :D

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  • rasplaz 09/21/2016

    awww that's too cute! well done, indeed! :)

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  • rasplaz 09/21/2016

    Horror, HORROR!

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  • rasplaz 09/20/2016

    hahha excellent post!

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  • rasplaz 09/19/2016

    ee pa mašala :) good luck !!!

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  • rasplaz 09/18/2016

    Nope, I did this all the time back then :)

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  • rasplaz 09/18/2016

    omg, what a beauty!

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  • rasplaz 09/05/2016

    Hahaha great comparison :)

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  • rasplaz 09/03/2016

    LOL

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  • rasplaz 09/03/2016

    me: Hello Darkness, my old friend!

    Darkness: I have a boyfriend

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  • rasplaz 09/03/2016

    hahaah, of course :)

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  • rasplaz 08/30/2016

    well said - YET :)

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